I wish I was working in this time era. Just drinking all day at work. I love the 40 second mark where the dude just throws up in the middle of the office. I should probably check this show out.
If you can tell the guy at the door just what the fuck this involent says in this video, you get in for free.
Am I going to hell? Yeah..I’m going to hell.
-Matty

I hate John Dino. I hate him more than any other human being on the planet earth. I hate him more than all of my ex-girlfriends, I hate him more than Spider-Man 3, I hate the little son of a bitch more than words can express. He looks like a fucking idiot in that picture, and I hope the next time I see him is when we’re both rotting in hell. I hate John Dino.
By the way, I’m stranded in Melrose (Thanks to John Dino) and at this point it looks like I may never get out of here. Oh, and it’s a dry town. You gotta be fucking with me.
-Matty
Well this just looks the nuts. I guess I’m gonna have to start playing video games again.
-Johnny
I just watched The Price Is Right today and man some crazy shit happens. What the hell did Drew Carey do to this show? Where the fuck is Bob?
-Johnny
P.S. I guess being in a Frat looks fun. Fun as in if you like getting fucked in the ass.
Well when you can’t find anything good to post, you try to remember the best videos from the past. How the hell can you not sit here and watch this?
-Johnny







