I’m only good at a couple of things, being a jackass, sometimes making people laugh and finding pictures of Marisa Miller that make gay men wish they were straight. They aren’t the most revealing photos ever but she is hands down one of it not the hottest women on the planet.
I haven’t been posting on the site lately, which just makes DannyO yell at me a ton. I’ve been sick with the stomach flu and slacked a tad last week, but I promise to be back in full force this week. However, I can’t do everything by myself so I need you BlackOuts to help pack the site with content as well. Send your drunk stories to contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and we’ll be sure to post them for all to see. Also if you have any ideas, or any news articles you want me to comment on send it my way as well.
P.S. With your help, together, we can get Johnny to stop posting about Avatar.
Well who else would they choose, Lucifer? Fuck that. Red Skull it is and what a villain to choose. Joe Johnston who was hired to direct ‘The First Avenger: Captain America,’ confirmed that the film will be an origin story and will feature Red Skull as the villain.
Now I don’t want anyone to think that Red Skull being the villain is going to be like Superman’s arch enemy Lex Luthor. You know, where the only super power Luthor has is the power of dishing out money for some kryptonite. Fucking lame. Red Skull is a great choice and a fucking scary character taboot.
Here’s a little side note for you just so we are all on the page with how this movie is going to be. Joe Johnston hasn’t done that much directing. Some movies to bring up so everyone knows who he is are ‘Jumanji,’ ‘Honey, I Shrunk The Kids,’ ‘Jurassic Park 3′ and the most recent ‘The Wolfman.’ He also worked on Indiana Jones and Star Wars too.
So he’s got quite the resume before picking up this Captain America project. I have no doubt that it will be great but I don’t know if it will be as great as the 1990 version of Captain America which you can see the trailer below. Fucking classic. Enjoy!
Clearly the only reason why I’m bringing up Avatar again is to give Matty some material for his next ‘Chaps My Ass’ post. Anyways, Avatar you’ve been at number 1 for 7 fucking weeks and you end up getting pushed down the list by fucking ‘Dear John’? I mean just look at the stupid fucking poster. At least you beat ‘From Paris With Love’ which only got $8 million. Way to get pushed out of the top slot by a fucking chick flick.
Sony/Screen Gems scored a touchdown pass this Super Bowl weekend at the domestic B.O. as Nicholas Sparks lit adaptation “Dear John” opened to an estimated $32.4 million, tackling 20th Century Fox’s holdover phenom “Avatar,” which landed in the No. 2 spot with $23.6 million in its eighth frame.
The weekend’s other wide opener, Lionsgate’s John Travolta starrer “From Paris With Love,” saw a disappointing launch with $8.1 million at 2,722 playdates. Pic was expected to see a steep drop Sunday as its core male aud stayed home for the game.Studios predicted a 50%-60% decline across the board between the Super Bowl and the storm dubbed Snowpocalypse on the East Coast.
Source: Variety
Here’s a NSFW video that we haven’t posted yet. Pretty hilarious even if you haven’t seen Avatar.
Well she doesn’t really need to act much, all she really needed to do is look hot in that bath tub. I just went from six to midnight.
I mean, it’s no fancy video with highlights from the Super Bowl last night, but everyone better get the gist. There’s no way to justify Manning is better than Brady. No way, and I dare anyone to try to argue with me. Throw me your stats, throw me whatever the fuck you want. I throw you, Brady 3 Manning 1. And there’s no such thing as Bradyface.com. However, there is a Manningface.com, so suck it.
Just in case we needed reminding. Brady 3 Manning 1. Hahaha. It’s like a fucking fairy tale watching Favre AND Manning single handedly blow games for their teams.
Side note. I’m fucking hammered posting this, so Johnny, Jose Joe, or DannyO whichever one of you see this first. Please fix the picture size.
Let me tell you what I love. I love working 40 hours during the week then on Friday at 5 pm getting in the car and making the 3 to 3.5 hours drive to North Adams. Probably one of my favorite things to do. If you haven’t put it together yet I’ll be in North Adams this weekend. I know we have fans out there so I’ll tell you that I’ll probably be at The Mound if we go out drinking. How sad is it that I know the names of bars in North Adams? Anyway if you see a miserable looking 24 year old male that clearly looks like he grew up in the suburbs of America and not the cousin marrying sticks of North Adams please buy me a drink. I mean you would think because my girlfried is friends with the owners son of The Mound that I’d get free drinks well yeah you’d be thinking wrong.
P.S. So the first time I go to The Mound I order two beers and a Jim Beam a diet. The guy gets the drinks comes back and say it’ll be $12 I hand him my debit card and he gave me that bewildered tilt and look that a dog gives people when you keep talking to it and it has no fucking idea what you are talking about and proceeds to say we don’t take debit. I said “it’s fucking 2009 who doesn’t take a debit card?” He shrugged his shoulders and said that’ll be $12. At that point and time I said to myself I’ll never come back to this town again. Needless to say I’ve been back like 10 times.
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