• So as I was vaguely explaining yesterday, I’m pretty pissed off about the bait and switch MTV is pulling with Snookie getting her head knocked off on Jersey Shore.  People watch that show because they hate every one that’s on it, so of course we want to see one of those retards get their lights shut off for them, whether it be guy or girl.  Like I said I’m not condoning hitting women, but Christ, someone deserves to get punched on that show, and we deserve to see it.
  • Hangovers are the fucking worst, and I should know, I’m suffering from a terrible one right now.
  • I despise the fact I have to wait until next September for any new Dexters.
  • I’m not sure if I’m pissed off or if I should be flattered with the fact that Johnny now dedicates his day to trying to zing me.  He finally got me with me throwing up while we were taping one of our podcasts, so I’ll give him credit, I now lead this little competition 1,005 to 1.  Too bad I don’t have footage of when he was standing in Hurricane O’Reily’s looking like somebodies lost retard in his Sunday’s best because he had a few too many cordials, and then on the drive home him puking all over our friend Big D’s car.  Boy that would be something to post.  1,006 to 1.
  • Did anyone else try to listen to John Lackey’s press conference today?  It was almost painful to listen to as he bumble fucked and “Uhh’d” his way through answering questions.  Seriously, I wanted to punch my radio because he just couldn’t get fucking words out.  He sounded like the love child of Sloth from the Goonies and Warren from There’s Something About Mary.
  • Why do people feel the need to challenge me to take shots of Patron?  I’m going to accept, I have a drinking problem, and they’re going to win because I fucking hate Patron.  Three shots of it later and I’m at my parents house trying to see if I could stay up and watch the entire fourth season of Dexter online.
  • I made it as far as two minutes into the first episode.
  • My grandmother lives upstairs from my mom and she came downstairs today and asked what that smell was in the computer room.  I told her it was the odd mixture of “Slugging Patron and Crushing Beers”.  I think today was the day she realized how much of a loser I am.
  • Those New England Patriots sure looked like they had alot of fight in them Sunday, huh? 
  • Why the hell am I the one pegged as the reason for there not being any new Podcasts?  I don’t have a job, I’m available to tape them whenever.  I mean I know I’m not the one that says I can’t go because I have a man date at the movies.
  • 1,007 to 1.
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