Alright BlackOuts, a fan of ours has sent us in a drunk story which means you guys are going to have to try to top this, and I have to tell you it’s going to be tough. This story is from Chris and he had a wild night in Montreal.
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy this story it’s pretty funny and kind of sick. So me and my friends went to Montreal for Spring Break about three years ago, and as soon as we got there we hit this Strip Club called Chateau De Sex. They had a special, 3 shots for 5 dollars. Within one hour, I’m a trainwreck and this hot stripper gets up on the stage. I throw a ton of money at her and she comes over and sees me after her set. So I end up buying like 5 lap dances from her and it’s getting pretty no holds barred in there. So now I’m trying to convince her to come home with me, and that we have booze there and we’ll have a good time. She told me she gets off in an hour, and she ends up meeting me down the street. So we go back to my hotel room and we end up having sex. After I’m done she goes over to her stripper bag and says its time to really have some fun. She pulls out a fuckin dildo and comes at me like she’s going to use it on me. I jump up and I’m like what the fuck are you doing, and she starts telling me how men love it when she puts that freakish thing up their ass. I tell her to leave, and she keeps kind of chasing me around trying to get a dildo in my ass. So I run out of the room, stark raving naked down the hallway, and into the mens bathroom. I wait like 20 minutes and I go back and she’s gone, and so is all the money in my wallet. Make a long story short, don’t take a stripper from Montreal hom with you.
Wow. Just wow. Okay, who’s going to try to top that nonsense? E-mail us at contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and even if it doesn’t top it we’ll post it on the site.
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