Posts Tagged "Bill Murray"
Sep1

More Vague Ghostbusters 3 News To Dick Me Around With

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Early word from an insider is that the (hinted at) love affair between Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) and Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) has a much bigger impact on the franchise than just an angry Vigo (Wilhelm von Homburg).

From what we’re told, it will be revealed that Dana’s son Oscar is in fact Peter’s child as well. Furthermore, Oscar is now 21-ish and ready to take the reigns of his father’s ghost busting business!

I just can’t do this anymore.  Either you’re making the fucking movie or your not.  Bill Murray won’t stop talking shit about the flick, because he probably wants to do another shitty Wes Anderson comedy that five people will laugh it, and it seems Ivan Reitman has decided to bury his head in the sand and not answer any questions even though he’s supposedly directing.  Just somebody confirm what the fuck is going.

Are you making the goddamn movie, then I’m on board, I love the Ghosbusters.  Are you not making the goddamn movie, because there’s seriously other shit I need to worry about.  Like trying to find Jose Joe.

-Matty

Source:  Bloody-Disgusting.com

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Aug24

A Few Things You Don’t Know About Bill Murray

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May20

Fuck Your Work Day (Lunch Break Edition)

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BING!

Mar2

Fuck You Bill

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This was from the Late Show With David Letterman last night.  Get the fuck over yourself Bill.  The guy is pissed off that everyone wants to see another Ghostbusters movie, and nobody wants to see another Life Aquatic.  I have some friends that like the new Bill Murray movies and I’ve gone on record that not one of them is good besides Lost In Translation, and I get shit for it.  I get called a simpleton.  You know what?  I am a fucking simpleton.  I don’t want to have to think to laugh.  I don’t want to have to laugh at a movie after the fifth fucking time I have to watch it, because I finally say, “Oh now I get it”.  Which by the way, has never happened, because I keep giving Life Aquatic and Rushmore chance after chance because everyone sings their praises, and they both still suck.

Here’s the thing about Ghostbusters II, Bill.  The movie is funny.  Is it Ghosbusters funny?  No, but then again not a whole helluva lot is.  Is it better than Meatballs, Quick Change, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Broken Flowers, and any other bullshit you’ve put out?  Yeah, yeah it is.  It’s kind of sad that the funniest thing you’ve done in the last ten years, to me, is the Zombieland cameo.  Is the concept of a Ghosbusters III bad?  It really depends on the casting.  If they can knock it out of the pack and get a variety in the cadets that are to replace our heros, it could be something special.  Will it be bad if prima donna’s want to be killed in the first five minutes, and kind of deprive everyone of watching the old Ghostbusters maybe kick a little ass towards the end one last time?  Yeah, it could suck.

If Bill isn’t on board totally, than I say fuck it, it isn’t worth making.  I will say this, the next time someone says to me Ghostbusters III is a bad idea?  Wait until the next Bill Murray/Wes Anderson collaboration, and then get back to me.

Feb10

You Know What Really Chaps My Ass?

Posted at 12:00 PM • One Comment

  • Valentines Day….Valentines Day isn’t a holiday.  The first person to tell me that it is, is going to get a five knuckle sub hold the remorse.  Valentines Day was created by some attention grubbing woman, who felt that she wasn’t getting enough love (Gifts) from her man, so she pointed to a random day in February and out came Valentines Day.  If you celebrate this holiday like it’s Christmas or you’re own birthday, you seriously need to seek some sort of pyschiatric evaluation.  It seriously makes my blood boil when I hear girls getting all pumped up for a fake holiday.  It makes me want to murder someone when a guy gets all pumped up for a fake holiday.  Jesus Christ, you have plenty of opportunities to shower your significant other with love.  Birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Easter, New Years, how much fucking money do we have to spend.  The fact that I’ve never been in a relationship on Valentines Day doesn’t cloud my judgement.  This is ricockulous that we’re even having this discussion.  Valentines Day is not real, it never has been, it never will be.  Steak and Blowjob Day, however, is a real holiday so please plan accordingly ladies.
  • The entire above paragraph should summarize to each and every one of you why I’m single.
  • Remember how I was talking about my work elevator a few weeks ago?  How it’s ready to snap at any second.  I further investigated the situation on Monday when I was inside of it and all I heard was loud noises as the elevator struggled to get to the first floor and I realized I was wrong about the expiration date.  The elevator should be checked no later than March, 2010.  So…This is how it’s all going to end?  In an elevator..Wow.
  • I refuse to take the stairs, it’s a matter of principal.  And I’m a lazy drunk.
  • (Spoilers) Bill Murray has lost his fucking mind.  He refused to do Ghostbusters 3 unless he was killed in the first few minutes and brought back as a ghost, which totally fucking ruins how I envisioned the movie.  I envisioned the trainee Ghostbusters getting caught by some evil entity at the end, and the old ‘Busters having to suit up one last time to save them.  No, that can’t happen.  Hey Bill, the last fucking good movie you made not called Lost In Translation was Kingpin.  Every other movie, Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, all those shitty Wes Anderson movies have sucked, man up and make one last fucking good Ghostbusters film you dink….A ghost…Jackass.
  • Seriously, those Wes Anderson movies suck.  There’s nothing worse, and there’s nothing less funny than those movies.  If you disagree, please walk into the same room as all the people that believe in Valentines Day so I may roll a grenade in and shut the door.
  • Those Celtics look good against good teams huh?  I don’t think it matters how many points we’re up at the end of the first half, they’ll just blow it in the second.  I swear, it’s like the Garden is friggin cursed this year.
  • I don’t watch hockey, so as much as I’d like to rant against the Bruins, I got nothing.
  • As everyone knows I’m a huge Nightmare on Elm Street fan and the silence around the remake during the last month has me shitting my pants.  Could the movie, which is two months away from being released, be this bad that they’re not releasing any new information?  Michael Bay, please stick to blowing shit up and stop producing shitty remakes to horror movies, you’re just pissing me and a whole legion of fans off.
  • Are people really still saying Manning is better than Brady?  I’ve argued enough about it, but once again, here you go, 3 Super Bowls, 2 Super Bowl MVP’s, 4 AFC Championships, Comeback Player of the Year, NFL MVP, 14-4 in the playoffs.  I’ll take that over 1 Superbowl, 2 AFC Championships, 9-9 in the playoffs, and 4 NFL MVP’s.  Take all your regular season stats, I’ll take the parades.

If you have anything you’d like me to rant about next week, send it over to matty@iblackedout.com.

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Feb10

Why Do You Mock Me Bill Murray? (Spoilers For Ghostbusters 3)

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“I’ll come back in Ghostbusters 3 only if I get to be a ghost,” Murray told The Mail On Sunday in an exclusive interview. “I said to them, ‘I’ll do it if you kill me off in the first reel.’ So now they are going to have me as a ghost in the film.”

I’m really kind of pissed about this.  Actually…It chaps my ass.  So come back at 12, and you’ll find out why this news boils my blood.

Source:  The Mail On Sunday

Jan4

Fuck Your Work Day

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Classic scene from a classic movie.  Have fun in work, Christ knows I won’t.

Oct16

Are The Ghostbusters Telling Us To Sit On It and Rotate?

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AbsoluteRadio caught up with Bill Murray who had this to say:  ”Well, I don’t know. I’ll believe it when I see it,” said Murray. “I saw a guy talking about the end of the world a couple of years ago, and I haven’t seen that either. So I’m not going to be believe the ‘Ghostbusters’ story until I see the script.”

He is then asked if he would star in the film once he reads the script. “Well, I don’t want to do it yet. There’s still no script, it’s just a bunch of talk,” Murray replied. “It’s just a wishlist for someone. Until there is a really good script, I’ll stay home. It has to be a serious script, before I leave the house.”

Murray then once again repeats that sequels usually don’t work out very well for him. “[The script] has to be really good. I’m not going to make one [movie] just to make another one. We made a second one, and it was ok, but it wasn’t as good as the first one.”

Source: AbsoluteRadio

You know, I really feel like I’m getting jerked around here.  So a while back I hear that the Ghostbusters 3 script was coming right along and now this shit.  When you here it from one of the main actors from the franchise that he hasn’t seen a script then you know shit isn’t going on.  I can see why he’s waiting, I wouldn’t want to make a half assed movie after two great films.  Please just give what the fans want, ghosts and some amazing story telling.  By the time this movie comes out Batman will be on it’s fourth film.

Sep30

Zombieland Looks Hilarious

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Now I don’t want to toot my own horn here but the first time I saw the Zombieland trailer I immediately said it was going to be an amazing comedy/zombie movie.  I mean look at Rotten Tomatoes right now with this flick.  93% are you kidding me?!  That’s a great start for a movie that some may think looks stupid as shit.  I hope many of you out there have seen Shaun of the Dead.  That is by far one of my favorite zombie movies.  Fucking funny as all hell too and how many times they drink in that movie is an obscene amount.  Awesome.  Anyways, Zombieland is first on my list to see this weekend.

P.S. Oh yeah, I hope I’m not ruining anything for anyone but a little fun fact for you.  Bill Murray plays a zombie in the film.  Yeah you better go see it now.

Aug5

Jim Beam Facts

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Types:

Jim Beam White label (Aged 4 years, 80 proof) Sold in Australia as 37.0% alcohol (75 proof)
Jim Beam White label (Aged 7 years, 80 proof, “Premium Aged 7 Years Old” across top of label, allegedly unavailable outside of Kentucky, but can be found in many states)
Jim Beam Green label (Aged 5 years, 80 proof, “Jim Beam Choice” charcoal filtered)
Jim Beam Black label (Aged 8 years, 86 proof)
Jim Beam Yellow label (Rye whiskey, aged 4 years, 80 proof)
Jim Beam and Cola (contains bourbon aged 4 years, 10 proof)
Jim Beam and Ginger Ale (contains bourbon aged 4 years, 10 proof)
Jim Beam Special package for Operation Homefront (Aged 4 years, 80 proof)
Jim Beam Choice (charcoal filtered)

Facts:

Jim Beam is a brand of bourbon whiskey.

It is currently the best selling brand of bourbon in the world.

Founded in 1795, the Jim Beam distillery has been family operated for seven generations.

The brand was given the name “Jim Beam” in 1933 after Colonel James B. Beam, who rebuilt the business following Prohibition.

On February 14, 2005, Jim Beam put its 10 millionth barrel into the rack for aging. On February 4, 2008, the 11 millionth barrel was laid to rest

The Jim Beam distillery is part of the American Whiskey Trail.

Jim Beam will debut a new cherry-infused bourbon Red Stag by Jim Beam in June 2009.

There have been seven generations of distillers from the Beam family. Retired Master Distiller Jerry Dalton (1998–2007) was the first non-Beam to be Master Distiller at the company.

According to the book Heavier Than Heaven Kurt Cobain was drunk on half a bottle of Jim Beam during the shooting of the video for Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Jim Beam + ice + water, is the favorite cocktail of Phil Connors (Bill Murray) in movie Groundhog Day.

The whiskey was first called Old Jake Beam, and the distillery was known as Old Tub.

Jacob Beam sold his first barrels of corn whiskey around 1795.

Nearly the entire Jim Beam ownership family, including Colonel James B. Beam and the most recently deceased owner, Booker Noe II, are buried in Bardstown City Cemetery, Bardstown, KY, just minutes from the offices and distillery.