If anybody can tell me what that bright thing up in the sky is, I’ll buy you a beer. I’m confused, and I’m not sure what to do. I think I’ll just go back to bed.
-Matty
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It won’t fucking stop raining. It’s really starting to put a damper on my end of the summer activities. Which are the following.
- Wake up.
- E-mail DannyO, tell him he’s a fag.
- Have breakfast.
- E-mail DannyO again, and in total contradiction to calling him a fag, I tell him to “Gimme that dinky”.
- Check the site to see how many times Jose Joe has posted…Haha, I’m just fucking with ya.
- Go back to bed for at least three hours.
- E-mail DannyO about doing stuff for the site that we’ll never actually do.
- Make fun of Johnny to various people through texts, e-mails, and phone calls. Then call Johnny and make fun of him.
- Nap for at least a half an hour.
- Stuff my fat face.
- Go to my night job and get drunk, in no particular order.
- Go to bed.
How am I supposed to do all of this in the pouring goddamn rain? Oh wait, I still can.
-Matty
Jon Heyman of SI.com reports the Red Sox have claimed Johnny Damon on waivers from the Tigers, and the sides now have 48 hours to work out a trade.
Yup.
Source: New England Cable News
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I heard about this on Toucher and Rich this morning and had to check it out. Just a bunch of tough guy hunks on the mean streets of China Town getting beat with a baseball bat after they fuck with some dudes car.
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Tyler Sequin, the 2nd overall pick in the NHL draft last week and newly traded for right winger Nathan Horton threw out the first pitch at Fenway tonight. I am probably in the minority on this but I am already excited for the Bruins season. I predict a Stanley Cup Championship within the next three years. You heard that first here.
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Actors: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller
Plot: June Havens (Diaz) finds her everyday life tangled with that of a secret agent (Cruise) who has realized he isn’t supposed to survive his latest mission. As their campaign to stay alive stretches across the globe, they soon learn that all they can count on is each other. (Source: IMDb)
Review: First off, Cameron Diaz did not age well. I really can’t imagine seeing her in an IMAX movie. I mean she has an all right body when she was in a bikini but other than that I’m sick of the close ups.
The movie dragged in some parts but was brought back to life by the hilarious scenes that Cruise had. He really was funny in this movie. Being from Boston I don’t understand why they tried to hype the whole “filmed in Boston” bullshit. There were three locations I recognized and they never really stressed it being a Boston based film. The accents sucked. They just shot here to save money.
The action was great. Some scenes really pumped you up but when they cut them off abruptly it really pisses you off.
Nudity: No nudity and no sex. Just Diaz in a bikini and no other hot women to google after the movie.
Booze: Diaz is a drinker in this movie or at least in the beginning. She decides to have tequila on the rocks while on a flight. Maybe a little champagne to lighten the mood later on.
The Call: I had high expectations for this movie, not because it was shot in Boston but because the trailer made Tom Cruise look hilarious. Which he was but the dragging of some of the scenes really slowed down the pace of the film. This 2 hour movie seemed longer.
My Rating: 5/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 53%
The Red Sox are on a tear recently and climbed into second place only 2 games behind the Yankees and Ray’s who are tied for first. I don’t even know who half of the players in the starting line up are each night but they keep winning and they are doing it without the likes of Ellsbury (read: pussy) and Beckett so I can’t complain. Clay Buchholz has finally emerged as the stud he was suppose to be a year ago and Dustin Pedroia has finally turned the Laser Show back on. I love this team and I am glad I can finally start putting all my energy into watching them.
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Boston 92 – LA 86. Take a 3-2 series lead. Game six Tuesday. Enjoy.
Isn’t Matty suppose to be posting on The Celtics? By the way has anyone seen or heard from Matty?
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Ted Green Of The LA Times Wants You To Hate Paul Pierce For Being Stabbed
Posted at 3:09 PM • 3 Comments
So, I’m going about my business reading articles and getting myself pumped up for Game 1 of the NBA Finals that takes place this coming Thursday, and I come across this little blurb from some dickhead named Ted Green of the LA Times.
No. 34, Paul Pierce: He is their best scorer and a load for anyone to guard, including Ron Artest. But the Celtics’ captain flops more than a large-mouthed bass taking his last breath while dangling from a fishing line at the end of a pier. Every time Pierce shoots, he acts like he’s been hit by a train. Usually, he hasn’t been touched. Two years ago, he fell during the Finals against the Lakers and went off in a wheelchair. An actual wheelchair! Five minutes later, he was dropping three-pointers all over TD Banknorth Garden. He actually came back into the game with the music from “Rocky” blaring over the public-address system. Yo, Paulie, that was such a bad con job, Sylvester Stallone is a better actor than your are. If you’ll be seeing him for the first time, you’ll hate him before the first quarter of Game 1 is even close to over, guaranteed. And by the way, Pablo, your headband is usually crooked. By the way, Pierce’s idea of a fun night is going clubbing and getting stabbed. Good times!
Are you fucking kidding me? This guy is making light of an incident that took place in 2000 where Paul Pierce was stabbed 11 times at a night club in Boston. So it’s okay to spew out that bullshit for a cheap laugh, but we can’t mention how Kobe Bryant is possibly a scumbag rapist?
It’s okay Ted Green, and Los Angeles. The only stabbing that will be going on is that huge fucking dagger we drive into your hearts when the Boston Celtics win their second championship in three years. Let me know how that feels.
-Matty
This is why Facebook sucks. You had to be a college student to sign up. Not apart of the Boston Network or East Bum Fuck High School, a fucking college student. It use to be a privilege to join the site and when they opened it to everyone that is where the assholes rolled in. Now you have to watch what you write or what videos you post because whether it’s your family or your friends, you’re bound to piss someone off. Fuck Facebook
-Johnny
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