Posts Tagged "Canada"
Feb9

Drunk Story: Don’t Take A Canadien Stripper Home

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Alright BlackOuts, a fan of ours has sent us in a drunk story which means you guys are going to have to try to top this, and I have to tell you it’s going to be tough.  This story is from Chris and he had a wild night in Montreal.

Hey guys, I hope you enjoy this story it’s pretty funny and kind of sick.  So me and my friends went to Montreal for Spring Break about three years ago, and as soon as we got there we hit this Strip Club called Chateau De Sex.  They had a special, 3 shots for 5 dollars. Within one hour, I’m a trainwreck and this hot stripper gets up on the stage.  I throw a ton of money at her and she comes over and sees me after her set.  So I end up buying like 5 lap dances from her and it’s getting pretty no holds barred in there.  So now I’m trying to convince her to come home with me, and that we have booze there and we’ll have a good time.  She told me she gets off in an hour, and she ends up meeting me down the street.  So we go back to my hotel room and we end up having sex.  After I’m done she goes over to her stripper bag and says its time to really have some fun.  She pulls out a fuckin dildo and comes at me like she’s going to use it on me.  I jump up and I’m like what the fuck are you doing, and she starts telling me how men love it when she puts that freakish thing up their ass.  I tell her to leave, and she keeps kind of chasing me around trying to get a dildo in my ass.  So I run out of the room, stark raving naked down the hallway, and into the mens bathroom.  I wait like 20 minutes and I go back and she’s gone, and so is all the money in my wallet.  Make a long story short, don’t take a stripper from Montreal hom with you.

Wow.  Just wow.  Okay, who’s going to try to top that nonsense?  E-mail us at contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and even if it doesn’t top it we’ll post it on the site.

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Dec1

How Britains Views Other Countries?

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I’m from Britain, and as the stereotype dictates, I’m quite xenophobic (small minded fear of other countries) towards other countries. Here is my attempt at summing up the world from a Brits point of view: 
 
1. America – A good idea, that’s got a bit out of hand. Starts off well, New England, you can see what they are trying to do there, you’ve got Norfolk, Durham, Manchester… and then we get the places that are clearly someone’s attempts at making words from their last letters in scrabble.

2. Mexico – The capital of Mexico is Mexico City… make an effort!

3. France – “Cheese eating surrender monkeys”

4. Canada – Some how these people believe they are French…(see above)

5. Germany – One world cup, two world wars.

6. Panama – One canal, I’m not impressed, we’ve got thousands.

 - Jon Dyer

This is an e-mail I received. Not a drunk story but worth some discussion. What do you think does this kid accurately describe other countries or is he dead wrong? I’ll tell you I don’t like his description of America. I’ve been to London and the food sucks and you can’t get a decent bottle of water. The only cool things about London are the drinking laws and Jack the Ripper. I will say this though, if you were to build a country based on America’s food and Britain’s liquor laws (drinking at 18 and being able to drink anywhere…streets, buses, subway, ect.) then it might just be the best country ever. Cheers, Mate! Thoughts?

Sep29

Crown Royal Facts

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It is the top-selling Canadian whisky in the United States.
 

Crown Royal is a blended Canadian whisky, 40% alcohol by volume, 80 proof.

The brand is currently owned by Diageo, who purchased it when the Seagram portfolio was dissolved in the year 2000.

The production of Crown Royal began in 1939 coincident with the first Royal Tour of Canada by reigning monarch King George VI and his wife Queen Elizabeth.

To mark this historic occasion, Samuel Bronfman, President of the Seagram Company, decided to create a quality whisky to be packaged in a crown-shaped bottle and dressed in a distinctive royal purple bag.

Like the packaging, the name chosen for the product was intended to reflect the quality of the spirit, a marketing concept that quickly caught consumer attention. 

Crown Royal was available only in Canada until 1964.

Today, Crown Royal is produced solely at the Crown Royal distillery at Gimli, on the shores of Lake Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Previously, it was produced in Waterloo, Ontario, prior to the closure in 1992 of the Waterloo plant. Daily production of Crown Royal uses 10,000 bushels of grain and requires 750,000 imperial gallons (3,400,000 L; 900,000 US gal) of water.The whisky produced at the Manitoba distillery is stored in 2 million barrels, stored in 46 warehouses, over 5 acres (2 ha) of land. The whisky is then blended and bottled in Amherstburg, Ontario.

2006 sales of Crown Royal amounted to over US $500M.

Crown Royal Special Reserve was introduced in 1992. The finest young whiskies are chosen and aged for a longer period than the original. Once mature enough they are then blended to produce Special Reserve.

In 2006, Crown Royal XR (extra rare) was introduced in the US by allocation and the Canadian market. This limited-release special blend of Crown Royal is sold in numbered bottles, and is made from the last batch of whiskey distilled at the Waterloo distillery.

The latest variation, Crown Royal Cask No.16, was introduced late 2007. Made from over fifty blended and individually aged whiskies in 12 year old cognac barrels. These barrels are made of oak from the Limousin forest in France. The whiskies are designed to have a cognac type of finish with notes of rye, grain, and fruit.

As a point of comparison, in February 2007, a 750 mL bottle of Crown Royal could typically be purchased in the United States for around $28; a 750 mL bottle of Special Reserve for $50, a 750 mL bottle of Crown Royal Cask No.16 for $100, and a 750 mL bottle of Crown Royal XR for $200.

Crown Royal is often mixed with another, usually non-alcoholic, beverage for added flavor such as ginger ale and cola. Common names of these beverages include: Blacktooth Grin, Crown Sidecar, Crown & Soda, Crown & Coke, Crown Lemon-Lime, and Crown Fizz. A mixture made with Royal Crown Cola is called an RCCR (Royal Crown Crown Royal) or a Pair of Kings. Another sort of mixed drink you can make with Crown Royal is to drop a shot of Crown into a glass of Red Bull energy drink, this is known as a Chili Bomb.

Singer Jill Scott pays homage to the beverage in her sexually layered song Crown Royal On Ice

Aug17

Absolut Vodka Facts

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Absolut Vodka Family

The name “Absolut” was introduced in 1879 by the entrepreneur Randi Ptolemy Lars Olsson Smith.

Absolut Vodka was introduced in Sweden in 1879 as “Absolut rent branvin” – “Absolutely pure vodka”.

Absolut Vodka was first exported in 1979.

Absolut Vodka is today the number one selling imported vodka in the US, Canada, Finland and several other countries.

Absolut Vodka is now available in over 80 countries around the world.

In March 2008, the Swedish government, owner of Absolut through its V&S Group, sold Absolut to the French Pernod Ricard firm.

Absolut Vodka created a special edition bottle of 40% vodka in 2003 designed by Romero Britto.

Absolut was one of the first consumer brands to openly embrace the gay community and view its members as important and desirable consumers of its product.

In 1998, Absolut commissioned famed digital artist and painter, Bill Barminski, to create one of the largest and most expensive bilboards located on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, where it remained for over two years.

As of 2009, The Simpsons’ opening sequence has featured, on the back of a magazine which Marge is reading at the supermarket checkout, a made up advertisement for Absolut which reads ‘Absolut Krusty’. The ad shows a picture of an Absolut shaped bottle with the hair of Krusty the Clown a well-known character in the show.

Digital art pioneer Laurence Gartel designed a campaign for Absolut Vodka in 1990, joining artists such as painter Andy Warhol and glass artist Hans Godo Frabel.

The Absolut Vodka Family

  • Absolut VODKA (40%, blue label)
  • Absolut VODKA (50%, red label)
  • Absolut DISCO (normal absolut vodka, blue label, in a special edition disco cover)
  • Absolut C’N'C Fashion Animal (limited edition by Ennio Capasa launched in 2007 – Italy)
  • Absolut Greensaver (limited edition, launched in 2008 – Greece)
  • Absolut LEVEL, launched in 2004, is a super-premium vodka created and sold by but marketed separately from Absolut.
  • Absolut COLORS (40%, blue label) Limited edition celebrating 30th anniversary of the Rainbow flag. (311,000 bottles, also including a cocktail recipe book)
  • Absolut BLING-BLING (normal Absolut vodka, limited edition golden bottle)

Flavored varieties, in chronological order:

  • Absolut PEPPAR (Roasted Jalapeños, Green Tomato and Dried Herbs flavor – the first flavored Absolut Vodka, launched in 1986)
  • Absolut CITRON (Lemon flavor launched in 1988)
  • Absolut KURANT (Blackcurrant flavor launched in 1992)
  • Absolut MANDRIN (Orange and mandarin flavor mix launched in 1999)
  • Absolut VANILIA (Vanilla flavor launched in 2003)
  • Absolut RASPBERRI (Raspberry flavor launched in 2004)
  • Absolut APEACH (Peach flavor launched in 2005)
  • Absolut RUBY RED (Grapefruit flavor launched in June 2006)
  • Absolut PEARS (Pear flavor launched in January 2007)
  • Absolut NEW ORLEANS (Mango and Black Pepper flavor launched in August 2007). This is a special edition in an annual city themed series. 100% of the profits go toward various Gulf Coast charities.
  • Absolut 100 (100 proof, black bottle, flavor launched in 2007)
  • Absolut MANGO (Mango flavor, launched in 2007)
  • Absolut LOS ANGELES (Acai, Acerola, Pomegranate, and Blueberry flavor mix launched in July 2008). This is the 2nd in the city themed series. Absolut is donating $250,000 from the sale of Absolut Los Angeles to Green Way LA.

 

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