Posts Tagged "Craigslist"
I know the picture is blurry and you can’t read it but if you click on it then shazowies it’s magically bigger and readable.
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So I email some guy Craigslist about his 1986 BMW. Do I want a 1986 BMW? Nope. Do I have a budget for a second car? Nope. I just thought I’d see how low he’d go on the price. I did not expect the response I got from him. I don’t know anyone from Newburyport, are they all douchbags like this? He never responded to me last email asking for him to sit down and tell me what else I can and can’t afford. I think this maybe a new game I play with people on Craigslist, find the asshole.
P.S. If you are interested in buying his car.
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I know I say it over and over but Craigslist never fails. If I was 18 I would be applying to this in a second. Hell I’m not 18 but I might apply to this.
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Somehow I don’t believe that this guy’s name is actually Chad. San Francisco? Lower Haight? Skimming for pussy? Likes muscles and football? This is AP Spiz, no doubt about it.
Hi dear,
i’m searching a young, healthy and strong woman to set up family and do many children.
I love children , play and take care of them.
If you are serious and want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man,
please write me as soon as possible and send me a your photo!Thank you!
Love to all!
Source: Craigslist.com
Oh boy did the Italian-English translator not work for this guy. I know when I was dating chicks one of my first questions I asked was if she would like to “do many children.” This guys picture reeks of pedophile. Then he writes this “I love children , play and take care of them.” I have a feeling that sentence should actually read ” I love to kidnap children, sexual abuse them then kill them.” Too much? Sorry.
I don’t get why this guy doesn’t just make a power point presentation to show potential love interests why they should “want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man.” I hear they work well.
WESTON, Fla. — (AP) — A valuable bottle of whiskey has gone missing from a South Florida liquor store.
According to the Broward Sheriff’s Office, the stolen 200th Anniversary Johnnie Walker Blue Label is one of just six bottles of its kind that were distributed in Florida.
The rare bottle was stolen from a display case at a Weston liquor store on Oct. 30. It took three days for store employees to notice the bottle had been replaced with a decoy.
The bottle is valued at $3,500.
Source: Miami Herald
Well that just sucks. This has got to be an inside job. Who they hell actually thinks of putting a decoy in there? Also, there are only six in Florida? Is the robber going to drink it or sell it? Obviously he is going to sell it but how do you advertise? He will be fucked if he tries to sell it on Craigslist.
Oct28
Craigslist Personals: Is There Any Real Girls On Here? (Burlington)
Posted at 2:37 PM • No Comments
I am a 27 yr old single guy looking for a best friend.i’m sick of the bar scene and realize i’m probably not going to meet my future gf or wife drunk at some club. i’m looking for a woman who is original a free spirit. someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves.a girl who can take a joke and give it right back.i want a girl who is a lady when she has to be but has no problem drinking warm beers at fenway. Wut i’m not looking for is a bbw im sorry i know your beautiful and i feel mean saying it but why waste our time. i’m not looking for another mother i’m a grown man. i just want someone sane cute and fun. so if your not totally bored from this run on sentence please get back.plz attach a pic.no pic no reply.oh and no dudes i’m not gay and do not find balls attractive. MUST ATTACH A PIC!!!!! plz put real person in headline so i know its not spam
Source: Craigslist.com
I love craigslist personals they keep getting better and better. I’ll tell you where you won’t meet a girl is an English class. Any women that would respond to this is a complete moron. I had to read his post like 6 times because half of it doesn’t make sense. You are looking for love and baring your soul to the internet and this is the best you can do? Didn’t want to proof read to make sure you could attract a girl with a higher IQ then 27? Though I can’t imagine any girl that wouldn’t want to spend her time with someone who can’t write in the English language properly (I assume probably can’t speak it either) and be presented with a date that includes warm beers at Fenway. Also how stupid are you? You need to mention that you don’t want dudes responding to this personal which is placed in the “men looking for women” section on craigslist. I know when I was looking for accounting jobs on craigslist I was looking under the human resources section. Dumbass.
Oct6
Craigslist Personal: Looking for a Friends-With-Benefits Relationship – 55 (Littleton, MA)
Posted at 10:30 AM • No Comments
Hello … I’m a good looking, good guy, who’s intelligent, passionate, affectionate, compassionate, with a good sense of humor … who’s looking for a fit, attractive, intelligent, affectionate woman with a good sense of humor to be my sex-buddy in a friends-with-benefits relationship, as well as a “social friend” if you’d also like. We would look for certain chemistry and mutual attraction and ability to get together with each other when we’re horny and need mutual pleasure, satisfaction, and hormonal relief. No-Strings-Attached (a casual relationship) and a Friends-With-Benefits type of agreement. I enjoy bringing my female partner to a level of multiple orgasms with foreplay and going-down on her for sensual oral sessions; then on to a repeat orgasm with regular sex. I’d be looking for my partner to give me great oral, as well as regular sex too. Please include a photo with your response of interest; I’ve included mine with this posting … I’m 5′ 9″ and 155 lbs.; have an athletic/slender build; am d&d free; clean; and will use a condom for safe sex if needed. Waiting to hear from you hot & wet ladies looking to have that physical “nirvana” once again … You can be 29 – 54; but must be clean & dd free too, and not married … unable to conceive is a “plus” too as would eliminate need for condom use … Cheers!
Ah Craigslist never fails. This guy radiates creepiness. Seriously I think my only question is this dude writing this email from Massachusetts Correctional Institution in Concord? This has to be an ad for a conjugal visit right? Look at the picture that is clearly a mug shot. I would love to know what this guy is in for, I’m sure it wasn’t rape and I’m she she put the Quaalude’s in her own drink.
Hahaha this is priceless. My only question is if this is real or not. I love how some parents are so absolutely out of the loop it isn’t funny. Craigslist is a goldmine for this stuff you just need to be able to spend some time searching for things. I am a huge fan of the personals, nothing better than someone who can’t speak or write proper English pouring there heart and soul out on the internet looking for love. I would love to see what Matty’s craigslist personal would be like if he did one. “My name is Matty. I write for iBlackedout.com. I like drinking. My roommates hate me. I’m looking for a hole to put my dick in. No fat chicks….who am I kidding I’ll take anything. Please respond.”
