I need to have this fucking dog.
-Matty
Posts Tagged "English"
So I decided to take a walk to the mall like 30 minutes ago and on my walk to the mall a middle eastern man carrying a rather large backpack that barely spoke English stopped me and asked where the train was. I looked at him puzzled for 10 seconds before I said “What?” In broken English he repeats “Where is the train?” Clearly suspicious of this guy I sent him in the wrong direction because I was certain he was going to blow up the subway. So rest assured Boston you are safe because of a kid that so clearly racially profiles, told what could possible be a terrorist the wrong directions to the subway to foil his plot.
P.S. I continued my sojourn to the mall and proceeded to purchase the shirt above. The women who was working the register told me her little brother loved the shirt and asked who I was buying it for. When I said myself she had that shocked/disgusted/disappointed look on her face like a mother would get when her son comes home and says that he is gay.
-DannyO
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So I’m at Dunkin Donuts and I am ordering a bagel sangwich (yes sangwich) and my order is egg/ham no cheese on a multi-grain bagel. Doesn’t seem to tough but the idiots at Dunkins can never get this right. So because they never get this right I’ve started watching the person make the bagel so I can stop them from putting cheese on it. So I’m watching and the women proceeds to put cheese on it and I get the attention of the women who took my order and say “Hey hun, she just put cheese on that.” She walks away say something to the women making my sangwich in some language that I’ve never heard and probably shouldn’t exist outside of a lost tribe in Africa. I see the women keeps the cheese on there and wraps it up and hands it to me and has the balls to say “egg/ham no cheese on multi-grain.” I immediately rip it open and flip out. These people can’t read or speak English so they just do what they’ve been programed to do. If I fucked shit up at work constantly I’d be fired but it seems these idiots get rewarded. Also I love how they get pissed and give you attitude when they make my order wrong, sorry your making $3.75 at Dunkin’s but if you took 2 months and learn to read and speak the English language you’d probably get a better job. Seriously when was the last time you went into a Dunkin Donuts and someone spoke English? 1992? I think I am boycotting them.
P.S. Sorry to anyone that doesn’t speak English.
P.P.S. Learn English please.
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Hi dear,
i’m searching a young, healthy and strong woman to set up family and do many children.
I love children , play and take care of them.
If you are serious and want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man,
please write me as soon as possible and send me a your photo!Thank you!
Love to all!
Source: Craigslist.com
Oh boy did the Italian-English translator not work for this guy. I know when I was dating chicks one of my first questions I asked was if she would like to “do many children.” This guys picture reeks of pedophile. Then he writes this “I love children , play and take care of them.” I have a feeling that sentence should actually read ” I love to kidnap children, sexual abuse them then kill them.” Too much? Sorry.
I don’t get why this guy doesn’t just make a power point presentation to show potential love interests why they should “want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man.” I hear they work well.
Oct28
Craigslist Personals: Is There Any Real Girls On Here? (Burlington)
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I am a 27 yr old single guy looking for a best friend.i’m sick of the bar scene and realize i’m probably not going to meet my future gf or wife drunk at some club. i’m looking for a woman who is original a free spirit. someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves.a girl who can take a joke and give it right back.i want a girl who is a lady when she has to be but has no problem drinking warm beers at fenway. Wut i’m not looking for is a bbw im sorry i know your beautiful and i feel mean saying it but why waste our time. i’m not looking for another mother i’m a grown man. i just want someone sane cute and fun. so if your not totally bored from this run on sentence please get back.plz attach a pic.no pic no reply.oh and no dudes i’m not gay and do not find balls attractive. MUST ATTACH A PIC!!!!! plz put real person in headline so i know its not spam
Source: Craigslist.com
I love craigslist personals they keep getting better and better. I’ll tell you where you won’t meet a girl is an English class. Any women that would respond to this is a complete moron. I had to read his post like 6 times because half of it doesn’t make sense. You are looking for love and baring your soul to the internet and this is the best you can do? Didn’t want to proof read to make sure you could attract a girl with a higher IQ then 27? Though I can’t imagine any girl that wouldn’t want to spend her time with someone who can’t write in the English language properly (I assume probably can’t speak it either) and be presented with a date that includes warm beers at Fenway. Also how stupid are you? You need to mention that you don’t want dudes responding to this personal which is placed in the “men looking for women” section on craigslist. I know when I was looking for accounting jobs on craigslist I was looking under the human resources section. Dumbass.
