The car features a quad exhaust layout with two traditional outlets going out the back and a set of side pipes that aren’t just for show. On the road, most of the exhaust stream goes out the back, with the side pipes doing auditory duty for the most part. On the track however, where noise restrictions aren’t so stiff, you can remove the attenuation discs and drop in a bypass spacer for full-on side pipe action. The system’s even sized for aftermarket electronic bypass valves, you know, just in case you have an off-road application for it. Wink, wink. The end result is 440 hp and 380 lb-ft of torque, not a bad upgrade over the stock 5.0-liter’s 412 hp, though that’s 10 lb-ft less in the torque department. Remember, this car’s designed to be wrung out on the track, not raced stoplight to stoplight.
But it’s not all engine, the car also gets an upgraded clutch and short throw shifter, retuned electronic steering, traction control and stability control. The suspension sees some nice attention, too, as there are stiffer springs all around, larger diameter anti-roll bars and Ford’s installed manually adjustable dampers with five different stiffness settings. Grab a screwdriver and you can change the damping from each shock tower — cool! The rear end is geared at 3.73 with long-life carbon fiber plates slipped into the limited slip differential. There’s also an optional Torsen torque-sensing limited-slip differential.
This is so much cooler then the car you’re driving. Ford has come a long way in the last year or two. I wanted my girlfriend to buy a Ford, she bought a Subaru that pretty much sums up our relationship right there.
Honestly I don’t even care what she is promoting I’ll watch any video with her in it. Kelly Brook is my new favorite person on this planet, well besides my girlfriend.
See, Drake knows women are cruel human beings. This video is as simple as it gets when it comes to women being terrible people. Drake falls in love with a beautiful woman (Who by the way has a fucking bedunkadunk…I always wanted to say bedunkadunk) who is taken by some drug dealing, murdering scumbag. She cheats on the scumbag with Drake, probably tells Drake she loves him but can’t see him anymore. Drake goes back one more time to try to get the woman he loves, some guy stooges him out, he bangs her, scumbag and his crew find Drake, and then SHE shoots him in the head. Why do I have the odd feeling that’s how it ends for me?
By the way the song is named Find Your Love and it’s actually a pretty catchy tune.
Side notes. Girls have cooties. And will shoot you at a moments notice.
I started watching Dexter from the beginning last night because my girlfriend hadn’t seen it and in order for our relationship to not terminate on the spot I told her she needed to start watching all 4 seasons immediately. She obliged. If your family Thanksgivings don’t include someone saying “Shut up cunt” or “ I should have killed you when I had the chance” you need to question if your family actually loves one another.
P.S. Yes I know it is not even remotely close to Thanksgiving. Shut up cunt.
This one was sent in by a sick fuck BlackOut named Todd.
Hey guys, great job with the site, here’s a story for you. About 6 months ago after work, me and my buddy went to go have an after work drink and it ended up with us staying out until closing. I got home to my apartment where my girlfriend has a key, and she was staying in my bed. I apparently talked to her earlier in the night and she told me she was coming to stay over and wait for me. So I get home, and I end up pissing all over her and my bed. We went out for two years, and all it took for her to break up with me was me getting drunk and peeing all over her.
Well Todd, she clearly isn’t worth it if she’ll throw away two years for a little urine, so don’t worry about it bro. Send us your drunk stories to contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and if I get a chuckle out of it we’ll post it on the site.
I fucking hate Valentine’s Day, and you want to know my luck? Valentine’s Day is my girlfriends favorite “holiday” I use the quotes because it really isn’t a holiday. Yup you read that correct over Christmas, her birthday, my birthday, Halloween and Flag Day she chooses Valentine’s Day as her favorite. Valentine’s Day offers nothing to men but the chance to show unromantic they are and spend a bunch of money. Do you know cards at CVS use to be like $1.99 and now they are like $6.99? Who in their right mind would pay $7 for a card? Alright typing this has angered me so I am done. I hope you are single and can go out and get wasted this weekend and hopefully enjoy the warm embrace of another.
P.S. Even though I hate Valentine’s Day my girlfriend deserves all she gets becasue I don’t know how anyone can put up with me.
So my girlfriend and I were driving home from lovely North Adams on Sunday and we strike up a conversation about John Mayer. As many of you may know I am a huge John Mayer fan, so this is much to my delight. Until she starts saying that she loves Jennifer Aniston and that she doesn’t like Mayer for fucking with her. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really give a shit, I couldn’t care less about the guys personal life. So I tuned her out for about 5 minutes while she went on and on, and then I said none of this matters because Jessica Simpson is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston. She stopped and gave me a look as if I just murder her parents and said Jessica Simpson is a fucking moron, to which I replied and how does that effect the way she looks? So blackouts I ask you this, which of us is right? Who is hotter Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?
This is one of the best videos I have seen in a long time. Kid just lays it all out on the line. He feels no emotion so he’ll never get attached. He loves weed. In 20 to 30 years he promises you a million dollars. And he figures any girl that responds won’t be hot enough to give him an erection so you never have to bang him. As far as I am concerned this looks like a win,win,win,win for any girl interested.
I fucking hate Facebook. You can’t do anything without being caught by your girlfriend, parents or bosses. I don’t feel sympathetic for this kid though, how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that some hot girl would message you randomly and ask you to come to her place without ever meeting? Dumb fuck.
