So my girlfriend and I were driving home from lovely North Adams on Sunday and we strike up a conversation about John Mayer. As many of you may know I am a huge John Mayer fan, so this is much to my delight. Until she starts saying that she loves Jennifer Aniston and that she doesn’t like Mayer for fucking with her. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really give a shit, I couldn’t care less about the guys personal life. So I tuned her out for about 5 minutes while she went on and on, and then I said none of this matters because Jessica Simpson is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston. She stopped and gave me a look as if I just murder her parents and said Jessica Simpson is a fucking moron, to which I replied and how does that effect the way she looks? So blackouts I ask you this, which of us is right? Who is hotter Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Biel fans beware: Clicking on a Web site devoted to the former “7th Heaven” star might lead to malicious software being installed on a computer.
A new report from security company McAfee claims that Jessica Biel has overtaken Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity on the Web. The security company is in its third year tracking the threat level of celebrities on the Web.
Beyonce ranked second, with Web searches for ringtones resulting in links to a Web site propagated with malicious software. Jennifer Aniston filled the third spot with nearly 40 percent of all Google search results for screensavers featuring the former “Friends” actress containing viruses. Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots (and husband of sixth ranked Gisele Bundchen) landed in the fourth spot. And Jessica Simpson rounded out the top five.
I think the most disturbing part of this news is the fact that Brad Pitt was the most dangerous celebrity on the web before Jessica Biel. Who’s looking Brad Pitt up? Seriously the only thing I know about Brad Pitt is he adopts kids from other countries and bangs Angelia Jolie. Actually after typing that, this makes sense because I would want to infect anyone’s computer who is looking up Brad Pitt on a regular basis.
