So my girlfriend and I were driving home from lovely North Adams on Sunday and we strike up a conversation about John Mayer. As many of you may know I am a huge John Mayer fan, so this is much to my delight. Until she starts saying that she loves Jennifer Aniston and that she doesn’t like Mayer for fucking with her. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really give a shit, I couldn’t care less about the guys personal life. So I tuned her out for about 5 minutes while she went on and on, and then I said none of this matters because Jessica Simpson is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston. She stopped and gave me a look as if I just murder her parents and said Jessica Simpson is a fucking moron, to which I replied and how does that effect the way she looks? So blackouts I ask you this, which of us is right? Who is hotter Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?
Singer Jessica Simpson has become the first celebrity to be linked to Tiger Woods with gossip magazine Star suggesting they were involved.
However, Simpson’s representation has quickly shot down the tabloid’s claims reports E! Online.
Star magazine alleges that a photographed encounter between the singer and the golf superstar at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament last July (when Simpson was still dating football player Tony Romo) resulted in the stars swapping phone numbers and email addresses…and maybe more.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a dubious source is quoted in the magazine.
Simpson’s rep, however, calls the whole scenario “ridiculous.”
“Literally the only thing that’s true in the story is the fact that they met,” the publicist tells E! website.
“It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together-that was it. Jessica’s lawyer is sending them a letter this afternoon.”
Simpson has also recently been linked to 42-year-old Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan.
So the boys here at iblackedout.com crush beers. Tiger Woods crushes ass. That is all.
Source: ONE News
