That right, as all my friends know and I am assuming recurring visitors of this site know I am a huge John Mayer fan. I am prepared for all the “fag” and “you’re gay” comments but I’ll say this, if you are single dude looking for hot chicks and you do not go to a John Mayer concert you my friend are the gay one. Basically it is a round up of all the attractive girls in the area between the age of 18-25. If you can’t get a number or pick up a girl then there is no hope for you. I’ll leave you with the sweet sounds of the Mayer video above.
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So my girlfriend and I were driving home from lovely North Adams on Sunday and we strike up a conversation about John Mayer. As many of you may know I am a huge John Mayer fan, so this is much to my delight. Until she starts saying that she loves Jennifer Aniston and that she doesn’t like Mayer for fucking with her. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really give a shit, I couldn’t care less about the guys personal life. So I tuned her out for about 5 minutes while she went on and on, and then I said none of this matters because Jessica Simpson is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston. She stopped and gave me a look as if I just murder her parents and said Jessica Simpson is a fucking moron, to which I replied and how does that effect the way she looks? So blackouts I ask you this, which of us is right? Who is hotter Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?
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Alright I know I’m going to get lambasted for this but what the hell. John Mayer’s new CD dropped yesterday. As all of my friends know I am a huge Mayer fan. _______________ [Empty space for you to pause and think of an insult to write in the comments before you continue reading.] Now I’ve had a bootleg copy of this CD for 2 weeks and listened to it nonstop. You might think me listening to it nonstop for 2 weeks is an indication that it is good, and in most cases you’d be right however it is not. I almost fell asleep a handful of times on the road because like The Postal Service this CD will whisk you easily into dreamland. I mean the dudes talented (see here), but I think I’ve come to realize that he IS actually writing elevator music for 38+ year olds. I don’t think I’ve listened to something this depressing since I was driving in a car with Matty listening to him complain how he hadn’t been laid in months.
The album is not a total loss, there are some good songs. Nothing exciting though. More of a “This is what took him 3 years to come up with? Eh. It’s new songs at least.” My opinion: I think Mayer took a step back and to the left from Continuum. (What up JFK reference, to soon?) Get back to shredding like with the John Mayer Trio and leave Taylor Swift off any future CD and things will be for the best. No need to buy this you’ll get your fill of the songs as you take the elevator from ground level to floor 6 in your office building.
Who am I kidding I hate everything to begin with then grow to love it. I’m sure I’ll be posting about how this is the greatest CD ever in 2 months.
