MTV.com has confirmed that the script is in, and Ivan Reitman is directing. I can’t believe after twenty years we’re so close to a Ghostbusters 3 I can fucking taste it. I don’t care what anyone thinks, I’m so pumped it’s ricockulous. Just please, please, please, please, please, please don’t fuck this up. Please.
The network had teased the moment repeatedly, and the clip circulating online has caused a sensation. In the clip, New York gym teacher Dan Ferro punches Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Ferro was arrested, pleaded guilty and was given probation. MTV will show the aftermath of the event but not the punch itself.
“What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing,” MTV said. “After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week’s episode.”
The move comes after MTV programing president Tony DiSanto pledged a “hands off” approach to the docuseries and said that online controversy wasn’t going to change the show’s content. With two sponsors having pulled out of the program, however, the series has caused headaches at the network despite the show’s ratings climbing for its second episode last week.
So the only reason people were tuning into Jersey Shore was for the episode that Snookie (Snickers as she’s politely called by everyone in the house) gets her lights punched out by some broski. Listen it’s not right to hit women, and I’d never condone it, but you can’t deny the fact that one of the upstanding citizens in this American Masterpiece getting their shit punched in isn’t downright hysterical. Not for nothing but MTV hyped this up and now they’re saying it’s wrong and they can’t show it? Thanks for the bait and switch boys. Speaking of bait and switches, I’ll go on more about this tomorrow in my You Know What Really Chaps My Ass? segment. That’s how you bait and switch boys…That’s how you bait and switch.
Boy my heart bleeds for Tiger Woods. Guy has only banged a whole slew of hot women, could buy and sell me over and over until my slavery just got tiresome to him, and is possibly the most recognized sports icon in the world, and now I’m supposed to feel bad about him getting a traffic citation. If this was anyone that didn’t have celebrity that was ducking the police and not even talking about the incident, and everyone was helping them sweep it under the table, they would be arrested in a heart beat. But because it’s Tiger Woods, it’s just a damn shame…Gimme a fucking break.
I had a woman tell me the other day that was upset about my ranting and raving about Twilight that if I tried being a gentleman like Edward I would have a girlfriend…Seriously, this country has gotten so ridicolous that I’m supposed to take dating tips from a make believe movie vampire that sparkles.
The Patriots….The goddamn Patriots chap my ass.
Thanksgiving was thoroughly useless this year. I showed up to my parents house at 3:30, no one talked to me because I smelled like booze and the streets, I ate dinner, watched some football, then took a nap. Honestly I don’t see any difference between Thanksgiving and any other day of my life. By the way, if you e-mail or see DannyO in your travels this week, ask him how his Thanksgiving was, it was a real treat.
Dudes that hover over you that you don’t know are not cool. DannyO, Jose Joe, and myself were out with some friends on Saturday night having a few cordials, when a bunch of dudes were invited that knew one of the girls we were sitting with. Of course, one of them said “Hey, Guys” overly loud and none of them introduced themselves. They just kind of lingered over us, while one of them tried to be insanely loud so we could pay attention to him.
You ever make fun of people basically to their face, and they just never catch on? Yeah, that’s what we did to those dudes from the above bullet point.
So you mean to tell me, that all I had to do in life was grow a blow out, go tanning, and talk like a fucking asshole and I would have gotten my own TV show like those idiots on that Jersey Shore show on MTV? I’ve seriously made some bad decisions in life.
Did you ever see a post on the site and looked to the left and saw it was by Johnny and just said fuck it and kept scrolling down? Yeah, me too.
You ever see the heading You Know What Really Chaps My Ass, and think “Oh no, not this miserable bastard again”..Yeah, I thought so.
Breast cancer ad created by Canadian MTV host Aliya-Jasmine Sovani. Nothing better than a chick walking in slow motion with the camera zoomed in on her breasts to get the point across to someone that cancer is a bad thing. Seriously how is there a god when he could do something as evil as create cancer of the boobs? Doesn’t he know breasts are half the reason the working man wakes up in morning for?