So my girlfriend and I were driving home from lovely North Adams on Sunday and we strike up a conversation about John Mayer. As many of you may know I am a huge John Mayer fan, so this is much to my delight. Until she starts saying that she loves Jennifer Aniston and that she doesn’t like Mayer for fucking with her. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really give a shit, I couldn’t care less about the guys personal life. So I tuned her out for about 5 minutes while she went on and on, and then I said none of this matters because Jessica Simpson is much hotter than Jennifer Aniston. She stopped and gave me a look as if I just murder her parents and said Jessica Simpson is a fucking moron, to which I replied and how does that effect the way she looks? So blackouts I ask you this, which of us is right? Who is hotter Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?
Let me tell you what I love. I love working 40 hours during the week then on Friday at 5 pm getting in the car and making the 3 to 3.5 hours drive to North Adams. Probably one of my favorite things to do. If you haven’t put it together yet I’ll be in North Adams this weekend. I know we have fans out there so I’ll tell you that I’ll probably be at The Mound if we go out drinking. How sad is it that I know the names of bars in North Adams? Anyway if you see a miserable looking 24 year old male that clearly looks like he grew up in the suburbs of America and not the cousin marrying sticks of North Adams please buy me a drink. I mean you would think because my girlfried is friends with the owners son of The Mound that I’d get free drinks well yeah you’d be thinking wrong.
P.S. So the first time I go to The Mound I order two beers and a Jim Beam a diet. The guy gets the drinks comes back and say it’ll be $12 I hand him my debit card and he gave me that bewildered tilt and look that a dog gives people when you keep talking to it and it has no fucking idea what you are talking about and proceeds to say we don’t take debit. I said “it’s fucking 2009 who doesn’t take a debit card?” He shrugged his shoulders and said that’ll be $12. At that point and time I said to myself I’ll never come back to this town again. Needless to say I’ve been back like 10 times.
