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I know Matty has been up to some crazy things (read: nothing) But I think this is him getting the wind knocked out of him by a stripper.
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Ah, Scott Steakhouse, my best friend and my most worthy adversary all at the same time. The Steakhouse turns 26 in Mid-July and he’s throwing a BBQ/Boozapalooza in his backyard. Lately, I’ve been getting feelings of loneliness and I’m more than determined to get a date for this shinding. So I’m sitting at a Gentleman’s Establishment late last week when a beautiful red haired angel gets on the stage and takes my breath away. We get to a little bit of talking and she convinces me (That’s bullshit, there was no convincing, fuck, she didn’t even ask me) that I should get a dance from her. Obviously, the young lady could use a few bucks and who better to help her out than iBlackedOut.com’s very own Matty Cat?
Now, I don’t know if many people that come to the site know this, but the act of dick grabbing is frowned upon in Massachusetts during a lap dance. Hell, any contact is frowned upon in our fair state. This heavenly body, though, threw away all the rules when she got down to brass tax with me. There was a whole lot of contact, and a fair amount of over the pants dick grabbing. So I’ve come to the only logical conclusion a person in a strip club could come to.
She likes me. Therefore, I’m asking her today to accompany me to the Steakhouse’s 26th birthday celebration. How do I know she’s working today? She gave me her work schedule, and why is that? She’s madly in love with me. She has to be. I’m unemployed, so she ain’t getting shit from me money wise. HOW ARE WE?!
-Matty
Alright BlackOuts, a fan of ours has sent us in a drunk story which means you guys are going to have to try to top this, and I have to tell you it’s going to be tough. This story is from Chris and he had a wild night in Montreal.
Hey guys, I hope you enjoy this story it’s pretty funny and kind of sick. So me and my friends went to Montreal for Spring Break about three years ago, and as soon as we got there we hit this Strip Club called Chateau De Sex. They had a special, 3 shots for 5 dollars. Within one hour, I’m a trainwreck and this hot stripper gets up on the stage. I throw a ton of money at her and she comes over and sees me after her set. So I end up buying like 5 lap dances from her and it’s getting pretty no holds barred in there. So now I’m trying to convince her to come home with me, and that we have booze there and we’ll have a good time. She told me she gets off in an hour, and she ends up meeting me down the street. So we go back to my hotel room and we end up having sex. After I’m done she goes over to her stripper bag and says its time to really have some fun. She pulls out a fuckin dildo and comes at me like she’s going to use it on me. I jump up and I’m like what the fuck are you doing, and she starts telling me how men love it when she puts that freakish thing up their ass. I tell her to leave, and she keeps kind of chasing me around trying to get a dildo in my ass. So I run out of the room, stark raving naked down the hallway, and into the mens bathroom. I wait like 20 minutes and I go back and she’s gone, and so is all the money in my wallet. Make a long story short, don’t take a stripper from Montreal hom with you.
Wow. Just wow. Okay, who’s going to try to top that nonsense? E-mail us at contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and even if it doesn’t top it we’ll post it on the site.
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It’s akin to a small U-Haul truck but with Plexiglas surrounding the brightly lit cargo area instead of walls. In the middle is a gleaming stripper pole. Swinging around the pole is a scantily clad young woman. Two of her fellow strippers are in the back of the truck too, awaiting their turns.
Source: www.lasvegassun.com
I don’t even know what to say. It’s Vegas I’m surpirsed they didn’t do this sooner.
