Posts Tagged "Vodka"
Aug25

‘The Situation’ Promotes Devotion Vodka

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No longer does vodka just pack the calories, now it also packs the protein. That’s right, vodka is trying to be a health supplement. The name of this new alcohol? Devotion Vodka. How would a company go about marketing a health supplement vodka? They hire the kid with ripped abs from Jersey Shore of course.

That’s right “the situation” is now promoting protein in your booze. No longer will households have to hear the whole “Mom where’s the protein?” call from 20 somethings living at home.

Now that call for protein is going out to all those bartenders out there who specialize in “Jager Bombs”. I am sure you want to know just how much protein is in each ounce? It’s suppose to be 2 grams of protein in each shot and “the situation” says it will help reduce hang overs.

Source: Salient News

We’ve seen it a thousand times, fucking meat head makes 35 grand a year and ends up making more money in a year than I will in a lifetime. So this shit is suppose to reduce hang overs because it has 2 grams of protein in each shot? Get the fuck outta here. If I drink a half a bottle of this shit and I don’t have a hangover the next day, I’ll blow Matty while Dannyo rides a pig that’s eating potato chips off of Big D’s dick. Oh that’s right, that podcast never aired.

-Johnny

Jun7

Eyeballing: The Act Of Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyes

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Vodka eyeballing. It’s the latest drinking fad on YouTube, and it could cause blindness.

Hundreds of online videos that originated in the U.K. show teens pouring vodka directly into their eyes, straight from the bottle. The videos are getting hundreds of thousands of hits, MyFoxDC.com reported.

Substance abuse expert Mike Gimbel claims kids aren’t eyeballing to get drunk faster, but do it when the effects of alcohol have already set in and impaired their judgment. Eyeballing is more of a prank than a way to become more intoxicated.

“They’re not doing it to get more drunk, they’re doing it as part of a fad. ‘I dare you to do this,’” Gimbel said.

Robert Stutman, president of the Maryland Optometric Association, said eyeballing can be very damaging to the eyes. Vodka is 40 to 50 percent alcohol and can burn and scar the cornea.

“It probably could [cause blindness] if it caused severe enough scarring of the cornea,” Stutman said.

Source: Fox News

Wait, so you don’t even get drunk faster?  Then why the fuck would I want to do this?  Oh, just in case my shirt isn’t tight enough and I need to impress some ladies.  Even then they’d probably think I was retarded.

-Johnny

Jun3

Bruce Willis Wants To Sell You Some Vodka

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Apr7

This Is Just A Twisted Story

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So your playing video games, having a couple vodka cranberries and your night goes like this:

Conner Schierman was having a blast playing video games with his friends and drinking the bottles of Ketel One Vodka that he had brought home from work. Sometime on the night of July 16, 2006 or early the next morning, he blacked out. His last memory as the liquor took control was popping the cork of a champagne bottle.

Then this happens:

That morning Schierman awoke on a “strange bed” and wandered out into the hallway feeling very sick. He found the butchered bodies of two children.

Then he wobbled downstairs and saw the body of a woman.

Schierman headed down to the basement, where there were spots of blood on the stairwell, and saw his truck when he looked out the window.

He then remembered where he was: The home of his neighbors Olga Milkin, 28; her sons, ages 5 and 3; and her sister, Lyubov Botvina – who were all stabbed to death.

How does it get any more fucked up than that you ask?

After Schierman discovered the bodies, feeling extremely upset and frightened, he took the vodka bottle and sat down on a couch and consumed more.

Schierman picked up the lifeless body he found in the basement and carried it upstairs to the bedroom. He took a shower in the master bath and then changed into a pair of lavender scrubs – the only clothes he could find.

Where does this end?

Then after a trip to the local gas station, Schierman lit the house on fire.

Attorneys James Conroy and Peter Connick are trying to bolster their claim to a jury that their client “blacked out” and is not guilty of brutally murdering a Kirkland family. Schierman, who could face the death penalty, made the claim in initial reports to the police in 2006.

This is just twisted and fucked up.  I really don’t know what else to say.

Source: seattlepi

Apr5

Thieves Get Away With Trailer Full Of Vodka

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(ELK GROVE VILLAGE) Thieves got away with a trailer and the vodka it contained — worth a combined $75,000 — from a northwest suburban trucking yard earlier this month.

The thieves took the trailer and 30 pallets of Vitali vodka inside from the lot at the trucking company, Gaspari said.

The trailer was not attached to a tractor when it was in the lot. “We surmise that the offenders had their own tractor which they attached to the trailer,” Gaspari said.

Now that you have 30 pallets worth of Vitali vodka, do you a.) hope some poor soul will buy some at $5 each bottle or b.) try to find as many chasers to mix with this awfully cheap vodka?  I say keep half and sell half.  It’s a win win.  Has anyone tried this vodka?  Is it better than Caldwell’s?

-Johnny

Mar19

At Least Ozzie Guillen Drinks

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Even though I hate that stupid fucking smug look on his face, I can still appreciate Ozzie drinking a little bit of that sweet juice.

When asked about Ron Washington testing positive for cocaine he had this to say:

One thing about it, it ain’t going to happen to me, I guarantee you that. I grew up in some bad stuff, I know how that stuff is so bad. I support him. He made a mistake. I’m not saying he did the right thing, but in the meanwhile, we can’t turn our back against him. They know Major League Baseball isn’t playing around. They’re serious about it. As long as they don’t check for Vodka and Corona I’ll be fine.

Even though I can’t stand the man he really does have the funniest expressions when shit doesn’t go right during a game. I think I need to drink a lot this weekend. I need to prepare for the baseball season.

Source: NBC Sports

Feb18

World’s Strongest Beer At 41% ABV

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The flamboyantly competitive Scottish brewery BrewDog has released Sink the Bismarck!, a “quadruple IPA” that they say is the most alcoholic in the world at 41%. BrewDog had previously earned similar attention last year with their then-record-setting 32% ABV beer, Tactical NuclearPenguin, but rival brewery Schorschbrau just weeks ago (briefly) reclaimed the beer potency title with their Schorschbock, at 40% ABV, prompting Brewdog’s latest counterattack.

Sink the Bismarck!’s 41% ABV renders it more alcoholic than whiskey or vodka. BrewDog has preempted the expected accusations of irresponsibility from British alcohol awareness groups, and explains that the beer should be consumed responsibly, “in spirit-sized measures.”

Source: Impact Lab

Holy shit.  This beer could actually put someone into a coma.  That is of course if someone crushed these beers down like they were a Bud Light.

Feb4

Some Chick Drinks A 750 ml Bottle Of Vodka In 20 min.

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GALESBURG – A local woman was arrested Wednesday for public intoxication after police said she drank a 750 ml bottle of vodka in about 20 minutes.

An assistant manager and store security personnel at Wal-Mart, 659 Knox Square Drive, told police the 45-year-old woman was outside the store and very intoxicated. In reviewing store video, the woman was seen purchasing the vodka at 5:35 p.m. Officers were called at 5:52 p.m. and found the empty bottle in her purse. It was not clear from the report where the woman drank the vodka.

En route to the jail for booking. the woman vomited on herself in the back of the patrol car. She was taken to Galesburg Cottage Hospital and admitted for observation. She had not been booked as of 9 a.m. Thursday.

This was not the first time the woman has been in trouble with the law. According to newspaper archives, she has been arrested seven previous times in the past eight months, most recently on Dec. 31 on a charge of public intoxication.

Source: Galesburg

We here at iBO like to bring up funny news articles about morons drinking and having fun but we do not condone drinking enough alcohol so you come close to death.  So we now have your standard drunk and disorderly moron article on the web but what I find absolutely fascinating is how this chick is still alive.  How the hell do you drink a 750 ml bottle of vodka in only 20 min?  Fucking death wish.  I love how she threw it back in their face by puking in the squad car.  Hilarious.

Jan28

Thirsty Thursday Drink Of The Week

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Drink:  357 Magnum

Ingredients:  1 Oz Bacardi 151 Rum, 1 Oz Vodka, 2 Oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur, 2 1/2 Oz 7-Up Soda

How To:  Pour the Bacardi 151 rum into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Add the vodka and amaretto. Fill with 7-up, and serve.

Sweet Jesus, whenever you add Bacardi 151 into any equation you’re in for a long night.  Make this drink (Ten times over) and send us an e-mail to contact@iblackedout.com or matty@iblackedout.com and let us know what kind of shit you got yourself into.  If we don’t start getting stories about you good people blacking out I’m going to post another story of mine.  And I told you, they get much worse.

Jan19

‘True North Vodka’ Ranked One Of The Best

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True North Vodka, made by Traverse City’s Grand Traverse Distillery, has been named one of the Top 50 Spirits by Wine Enthusiast magazine. Only six vodkas made the national list. A gold medal-winning vodka, True North is created using locally grown grains and is triple-distilled.

Try True North Vodka in well-stocked local bars, such as Gracie’s Underground in Ferndale or the Park Bar in Detroit. Pick up a bottle in most specialty liquor stores and even in select Kroger and Rite Aid stores.

Source: detnews

Well there you have it.  Not all great vodkas are made overseas. Sure Svedka is great but it’s not home grown in the US like good old True North made in Michigan.   Oh yeah, by the way, do yourself a favor and grab some Reyka Vodka.  Even though the country is going under, Iceland knows how to make vodka.  Check it out.