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I’ll repeat is this woman insane? Who in their right mind would blow up beer? I’m going to go with someone that has either never tasted the sweet sweet nectar of booze or someone that is mentally retarded. Those are the only two options I can come up with.
-DannyO
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This is what I am talking about, people that blatantly disregarding the law and safety of others for self satisfaction. If I knew I had a terminally ill disease I would do a ton of shit like this.
Brilliant company idea: Come up with something that will make a woman’s body hotter, film hot chicks in underwear, make film into commercial, open bank account so that you can fill it with millions of dollars. I’m pretty sure this is how Google and Microsoft did it.
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GALESBURG – A local woman was arrested Wednesday for public intoxication after police said she drank a 750 ml bottle of vodka in about 20 minutes.
An assistant manager and store security personnel at Wal-Mart, 659 Knox Square Drive, told police the 45-year-old woman was outside the store and very intoxicated. In reviewing store video, the woman was seen purchasing the vodka at 5:35 p.m. Officers were called at 5:52 p.m. and found the empty bottle in her purse. It was not clear from the report where the woman drank the vodka.
En route to the jail for booking. the woman vomited on herself in the back of the patrol car. She was taken to Galesburg Cottage Hospital and admitted for observation. She had not been booked as of 9 a.m. Thursday.
This was not the first time the woman has been in trouble with the law. According to newspaper archives, she has been arrested seven previous times in the past eight months, most recently on Dec. 31 on a charge of public intoxication.
Source: Galesburg
We here at iBO like to bring up funny news articles about morons drinking and having fun but we do not condone drinking enough alcohol so you come close to death. So we now have your standard drunk and disorderly moron article on the web but what I find absolutely fascinating is how this chick is still alive. How the hell do you drink a 750 ml bottle of vodka in only 20 min? Fucking death wish. I love how she threw it back in their face by puking in the squad car. Hilarious.
Hi dear,
i’m searching a young, healthy and strong woman to set up family and do many children.
I love children , play and take care of them.
If you are serious and want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man,
please write me as soon as possible and send me a your photo!Thank you!
Love to all!
Source: Craigslist.com
Oh boy did the Italian-English translator not work for this guy. I know when I was dating chicks one of my first questions I asked was if she would like to “do many children.” This guys picture reeks of pedophile. Then he writes this “I love children , play and take care of them.” I have a feeling that sentence should actually read ” I love to kidnap children, sexual abuse them then kill them.” Too much? Sorry.
I don’t get why this guy doesn’t just make a power point presentation to show potential love interests why they should “want to live your life with a beautiful and lovely man.” I hear they work well.
Too much eggnog has landed one woman on the cops’ — if not Santa’s — naughty list.
A Tennessee woman was charged with being drunk in public after passing out on a horse during a holiday parade, cops say.
Police were called about a possibly blotto rider, clad in a red coat and riding a white horse, participating in Saturday night’s Shelbyville, Tenn., Christmas parade.
Arriving on the scene, cops say they had to catch her twice after she nearly plummeted from the pony.
The unidentified 46-year-old posted a $500 bond on the public drunkenness charge.
Getting plastered while riding a horse is something new. God bless people these days. We’ve basically seen everything that could be seen when people are drunk, I guess it’s high time we start inventing new shit. Fuck it, get plastered, ride a horse and pass out on it. What the hell do you get charged for? Riding Under The Influence? Oh wait, they can get you on public drunkenness. Yeah, next time you’re supposed to ride a horse in a parade, in front of hundreds of people, you might want to leave Grandpa’s Ole Cough Medicine at home. Just a thought.
Source: New York Daily News
(not her, but old bitches love slots)
“Kitsap Sun staff
A belligerent Sequim woman climbed onto a casino table, kicked a police officer and screamed “whale killer” during a bizarre scene Saturday night at the Point Casino, according to Kitsap County Sheriff’s Office reports.
The 56-year-old woman had reportedly consumed several alcoholic beverages when she became “loud, rude and aggressive” and drew the attention of casino security.
After being pulled off the gaming table, she “began running around the casino” while screaming “whale killer,” reports said. Two officers from the Port Gamble S’Kllalam Tribe’s Office of Public Safety arrived and arrested the woman. She kicked one of the officers several times in the lower leg, reports said.”
Well here is another case of police not getting all the info before making an arrest.
I mean, did any of the cops ask the woman if someone really killed a whale? Maybe she was just outside, saw some dude explode a whale, and was trying to tell everyone.
Then again, if she was that upset about it, she would probably be in PETA, and PETA sucks bull testicle. So I guess either way she SHOULD have been locked up.
Side note: What table did she hop on? If it was Craps and I was on a roll I’d have kicked her right back.
