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-Matty
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Well the YouTube internet sensation comes to the big screen. What an angry bastard.
-Johnny
So for the first time in about 6 years I woke up before 9 AM on a Saturday and clearly the first and only thing I do is check for Saturday morning cartoons. What do I find? The above Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Forever cartoon. I had no idea what the back story was or how/why three versions of the turtles are all appearing on my 55 inch flat screen at the same time, but I loved ever second of it. Here is a clip I found on youtube. If you don’t like this then you have no soul.
Vodka eyeballing. It’s the latest drinking fad on YouTube, and it could cause blindness.
Hundreds of online videos that originated in the U.K. show teens pouring vodka directly into their eyes, straight from the bottle. The videos are getting hundreds of thousands of hits, MyFoxDC.com reported.
Substance abuse expert Mike Gimbel claims kids aren’t eyeballing to get drunk faster, but do it when the effects of alcohol have already set in and impaired their judgment. Eyeballing is more of a prank than a way to become more intoxicated.
“They’re not doing it to get more drunk, they’re doing it as part of a fad. ‘I dare you to do this,’” Gimbel said.
Robert Stutman, president of the Maryland Optometric Association, said eyeballing can be very damaging to the eyes. Vodka is 40 to 50 percent alcohol and can burn and scar the cornea.
“It probably could [cause blindness] if it caused severe enough scarring of the cornea,” Stutman said.
Source: Fox News
Wait, so you don’t even get drunk faster? Then why the fuck would I want to do this? Oh, just in case my shirt isn’t tight enough and I need to impress some ladies. Even then they’d probably think I was retarded.
-Johnny
This has to be the creepiest dude making videos on YouTube right now. Who does this?
Sometimes I really wonder how people survive life. This woman has kids according to her user name, I can’t imagine these kids are anything but screwed.
First don’t even ask me how I found this or why I was browsing through Love Connection videos on YouTube. Second if this doesn’t make you laugh I officially hate you.
A video mashup of the top 25 billboard hits by DJ Earworm. Pretty cool video. It is very well done and wasn’t the worst thing I listened to in 2009. I just have a feeling in 4 years when someone see this on YouTube they are going to wonder what the hell people were listening to in 2009.
This is just proof that sometimes even Fuck Your Work Day can be hit or miss, yet when I saw this video I felt everyone should watch it and then ready my commentary. First of all the video ends before they even take the fuckin’ shot. It’s like the Sopranos series finale, did Tony get whacked, did he go to jail? Did these girls take the shots, are they fucking with us, what the hell is going on here? Second of all, you couldn’t possibly be more loud and annoying than the girl with the Jeff Hardy arm sleeves. “Don’t put this on YouTube, put it on Myspace”. Is Myspace even a website anymore? Third of all you can tell these girls are hammered and the camera shows the time as being 11:19 at night. If they were able to go out, I’m going to go ahead and say that they’re either dead or pregnant. Regardless, enjoy, or get aggravated like I did when I first watched it.
Greatest YouTube Video Comment Ever?
Posted at 11:30 AM • No CommentsI think so.
-Johnny