When was the last time you saw anyone wearing a jean jacket?
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Clay produced the interactive Periodic Table of Swearing for Modern Toss. It was built in our Hoxton Street studio during our summer holidays. It’s constructed from over 100 buttons, CNC’ed and laser cut MDF, direct to media printing, over 100 meters of cabling, over 300 soldered joints and a whole lot of swearing!
Clay Interactive produced a literal Periodic Table of Swearing (video) for Modern Toss.
This supremely soft velour travel suit sports a classic cut, elevating it from simply relaxed to suitably stylish. Ideal for long flights or long, lazy afternoons. Features a full-zip funnel-neck bomber-style jacket with hand-warmer pockets and elastic waist/drawstring trouser style pants with side-welt pockets, a back-patch pocket, and a zip fly. Cotton-polyester. Made in Canada.
The other day I witnessed this first hand. A grown man, wearing a purple velour outfit. Foreign? Yes. Possibly French by the looks. Just roaming around “Things Remembered” whipped by his wife of 10. Shocking.
Why am I at “Things Remembered” you might ask? Was planning on buying Logan a nice engraved shot glass as a welcoming gift to the site, but then he was an asshole to me. So I went up to Mr. French and asked him where I could get this flaming suit of gay. Couldn’t understand a lick of English he was saying, so I did some world wide internets search and found one.
Sending that shit first class to him.
Aesthetics (also spelled æsthetics or esthetics) is a branch of philosophy dealing with the nature ofbeauty, art, and taste, and with the creation and appreciation of beauty. It is more scientifically defined as the study of sensory or sensori-emotional values, sometimes called judgments of sentiment and taste. More broadly, scholars in the field define aesthetics as “critical reflection on art, culture and nature.”
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I know I am going to get killed for this one but it’s been driving me crazy. Why can’t any of the “comedians” and I use that term loosely (your mom!) can’t get any of the formatting on this website right? How difficult is it to center a picture so it is not left justified? It is the click of one button simple yet not a single person sans Johnny can get this right. Also what the fuck is up with how you people write your titles? I don’t mean to pick on Bazzle here but it was the first one I saw “I LOVE When Old Dudes Comment on my Girlfriend Buying my Beer” is completely unacceptable. This is also simple; just capitalize the first letter of every word in the title “I Love When Old Dudes Comment On My Girlfriend Buying My Beer”. DONT DO ALL CAPS. Damn that was tough.
It looks like we are bunch of malcontents that cannot get our shit together to make the site look aesthetically pleasing. No one is going to come back if we are disheveled. Are you going to keep banging a chick is she is all messy and not put together? Actually knowing some of the people here the answer to that question might be yes, standards are very low at iblackedout.com
After 160 games the Red Sox season is coming down to the next two games and whether or not they can pull together two wins against one of the worst teams in baseball. Personally I don’t think they are going to be able to do it but that is not why I am writing this, I am writing this because I don’t want to root for the Red Sox next year and need a new baseball team to root for in the 2012.
I am looking at the following teams to be the team I support instead of the #RedSox. (I’ve been spending way too much time on twitter, I hash tag everything now)
Pittsburgh Pirates
Florida (Miami) Marlins
Washington Nationals
I am not closed off to other teams but these are the three teams that have peaked my interested the most. I do not want to start following a team that is already established as a winner or perennial playoff contender. I want to be with this new team during the bad times so that the good times are that much better; however I don’t want to regress all the way to a team like the Padres or Astros where they are moving in a negative direction and will take 10 years to become a contender. I need a middle of the road team that has a bright future on the horizon and I think the three aforementioned teams are in that category. If you have any other ideas please let me know.
So instead of doing work I’ve spent the last 2 hours reading Wikipedia about the Pirates, Marlins and Nationals. I am leaning towards Florida because I like the young core of players they have and that they own the same amount of World Series Championships (2) as the Red Sox in the last 93 years and the Marlins have only been around since 1993.
Side Note: What the hell is going on, on this website? Is this the new meme on the web, have 4 or 5 people on a website continue to throw blows are one another to see which post is the most damaging to another person’s self-esteem? If it isn’t then it should be because I enjoy this much more then planking or whatever the hell else is happening on the internet right now that is viral.
I’m sure I’ll join in at some point but for now I am going to sit on the sidelines and watch this train wreck.
Yes I know the picture has nothing to do with any of the words I have written above.
Nothing more riveting than ripping the shit out of Logan. Literally, taking my fist, cracking him square in the jug, straight down the throat, through his heart, out his ass, picking him up, and throwing him into tank of piranha’s with fucking laser beams attached to their cocks.
Seriously, what bug crawled up this flaming fags ass? You’d think by now he’d know his role and stop running his fucking mouth.
This war could go on and on as if we were on the front lines in Baghdad. But I’m thinking of just pressing on after this post and continuing to strive on entertainment for the 5 people who read these shitty posts of ours.
No doubt in my mind Logan will continue this phony character charade. At this point he might as well just change his name to Matty Cat III. Fucking pickle sniff.
So how does the post title “Monosyllabic Matty” fit in with all this? Simple. One syllable words to describe the biggest cock nut on the site right now: Logan.
Cunt, twat, twig, fuck, bitch, ass, feck, fick, foak, arse, fart, wang, wank, mong, gook, kike, dyke, cock, dick, knob, muff, puss, shag, toss, mong and a fucking mary.
Want some Dutch you wooden shoe whore?
Kut, pik, lul. You fucking pansy.
Now go fuck yourself you kurwa (street corner prostitute) and let’s move on and blow this fucking site up to epic proportions.
- The “Real” Matty Cat
On Friday I challenged, not only Bazzle, but DannyO and Johnny to try to help out, bring the A game, kick some ass, and save this website. I left out Casey Jones and Matty Cat II because, well, they’re forgettable. I got a few harmless puns in on Matty Cat II which got him all riled up, and motivated him to post something that was almost funny..Almost. So hey, mission accomplished there.
Casey Jones..Eh, I could give a shit less about Casey Jones. From what I’ve seen the kid has posted the same article over and over again, just changing some names and scenario’s. I get it bro, you love America, who doesn’t? I get it bro, you love guns, once again, who doesn’t? Just riveting stuff, I wouldn’t know how to survive an apocalypse, or even know how many stars were in the American flag without your brilliant writing. You’re so fucking cool man, just the King Shit. I bet you go get shit tanked on the weekend, headbutt acouple bro’s you’re hanging out with, rip your shirt off and pound on your chest screaming out AMERICA!! It’s so awesome, I can’t even handle it. I can almost imagine a bald eagle tattooed to your chest, but I’m sure in actuality you got some shitty tribal tattoo on your bicep. From the sounds of it you’re about five years away from living in a trailer park, driving a pick up truck with a bumper sticker that says “No Fat Chicks”. But goddamn if you aren’t the bastard son of Captain America, Pat Patriot, and any random meathead on the planet. Sweet deal, bro.
And that’ll be the last of that. I’m sure there will be retaliation but I’m going to concentrate on just trying to make this web site better. Yeah Casey, despite that original, and unbelievable Alpha Male persona you got going for you, there’s room for improvement, and I’d rather concentrate on that, then some overbearing, useless meat stick like yourself. I’d say you should go try and write for Barstool but they have plenty of overbearing hacks writing for them, so I guess we could use one too.
I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.
Casey Jones literally has no fucking idea when this site turned into a sorority bitch fest, or what this slap-fight is even about. Casey Jones can’t post for a few days, because he’s actually employed unlike some of the bums he has to share his soap box with, and all of a sudden the dogs are in heat and battling to see who’s top gun? News flash mother fuckers, Casey Jones is the Alpha Male. Logan is talking about this site being “the shits”? First of all, thats not even a real idiom. Second of all, Logan would know all about shit, because thats all he can smell when he’s sucking his boyfriends dick. Zing. The reason your hoes never call you back is because hookers can’t afford cell phones. So you’re a heavy drinker, huh? You sound like a real rock star, buddy. Casey Jones would love to hit the bar with you. You can regale him with stories of all the hot chicks you date-raped in high school, and how that touch down got your varsity team to the play offs. Then finish off by telling him how much you drank alone in your moms basement last weekend. You’re the man. The only way you can make this site fun again is if someone posts a video of you actually hanging from those meat hooks in crazy facebook kids basement.
Bazzle and Matty Catt… fuck you guys… or something.
