I’m not the kind that absolutely hates Soccer but there’s a part of me that just can’t stand how much of a pussy these players are. It’s similar to Basketball where you’re considered a “good” player if you can draw that foul. ”You have to make sure you scream like a bitch and make it known to the ref how badly that slap on the wrist hurt.” Ridiculous. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the video. See you next month.
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It took me a full day to really get the gravity of the situation. I walked around like a zombie all day yesterday, and I couldn’t figure out why. I, for the most part, despise the team that Theo and company have put together. It’s a team full of guys that bitch and complain, and point fingers at everyone else but themselves. You’ve got Daniel Bard talking about some half-assed conspiracy theory, that all the bad calls they got this year went the other teams way. Adrian Gonzalez is blaming God, Carl Crawford was too busy counting all the money he basically stole from the Sox this season, and John Lackey was probably sitting in a corner bitching about life and sucking up half the oxygen in the room because he can’t close his fucking mouth.
Let’s not forget about Kevin Youkilis who I’m pretty sure would have had something to complain about had he played the last stretch of games. This guy has the balls to come out during interleague play and say “Oh it’s not fair we have to sit either Ortiz or Gonzalez, and our travel schedule is awful, oh woe is us”. Shut the fuck up you big headed goon, nobody in the Majors likes interleague play, just fucking deal with it.
Basically what I’m trying to say is these filthy rich baseball players are just that. Filthy rich. And add in unmotivated, lazy, and whiney. I can’t believe that Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez both did fucking nothing to help this team down the stretch. Neither has won a championship before. Crawford’s been to one World Series and I don’t think Gonzo has ever sniffed a playoff series before.
Things have to change next year, and I’m not on the fire Terry Francona train, but I’m sure most of the pink hats are. Oh wait a minute….
Before I end this, let me just talk about this state and the people that are “Sports fans” that live in it. The dirt wasn’t even on the Red Sox lifeless corpse yet, and people took to Twitter and Facebook with the “Let’s Go Bruins!!”. One girl had the audacity to write “Everyone hop off the Red Sox bandwagon and follow me to the TD Banknorth Garden”. Hey bitch, do you even know where the fucking TD Garden is? Probably not. How about this? Did any of you fucking jerkoffs know there was a hockey team in Boston until May last year? Once again, probably not. And you know what? Fine, all of you assholes can go to the Garden…Leave my beloved Patriots and Red Sox alone from now on.
History says yes, yes the Red Sox break our hearts tonight. However, I know how the hometown team goes. They’ll win tonight(I’m assuming Tampa wins, they’re going to be playing the New York Yankee farm team tonight), and then probably get fucking smashed in St. Pete on Thursday in the one game playoff. Hopefully everyone enjoys their day today, lord knows my heart is already placed firmly in my ass.
On a side note, how the hell did we get here? They were up 9 games in the Wild Card on September, 1st….How the hell did we get here?
No need to post any news excerpts on this story, as most likely you’ve heard it in the last day. John Lackey, notoriously hideous human being, is divorcing his wife, notoriously hot smoke show Krista, who just happens to be battling breast cancer. Normally, I’d always take the dude’s side in a split story because women are horrible creatures, but this time I think I’m going to take Krista’s side.
So what could have possibly happened that ole Slack Jaw would divorce his wife? Maybe, possibly, she cheated on him, but she’s also on chemotherapy, so I’m sure it’s been tough for her to sneak around while being weak from radiation. The only fathomable excuse I can come up with is this guy is just a world class piece of shit. Forget about that in the entire history of the Boston Red Sox he is statistically the worst pitcher in the history of the franchise. Forget about him blaming teammates for errors, and glaring at or swearing at Terry Francona for taking him out of a ball game that he’s given up a bazillion runs in. This fucking asshole, filed to divorce his breast cancer battling wife. Granted, we don’t know what could have happened to make this marriage dissolve, but relay that last sentence in your head a few times. It’s so mind blowing, you have to take a nap.
John Lackey felt like ripping apart the media the other night and saying someone sent him a text message. So what came out today? It wasn’t anyone in the Boston media, it was someone from TMZ or a site like it. Way to go you fucking mouth breather, you can’t even point fingers in the right direction.
After 160 games the Red Sox season is coming down to the next two games and whether or not they can pull together two wins against one of the worst teams in baseball. Personally I don’t think they are going to be able to do it but that is not why I am writing this, I am writing this because I don’t want to root for the Red Sox next year and need a new baseball team to root for in the 2012.
I am looking at the following teams to be the team I support instead of the #RedSox. (I’ve been spending way too much time on twitter, I hash tag everything now)
Pittsburgh Pirates
Florida (Miami) Marlins
Washington Nationals
I am not closed off to other teams but these are the three teams that have peaked my interested the most. I do not want to start following a team that is already established as a winner or perennial playoff contender. I want to be with this new team during the bad times so that the good times are that much better; however I don’t want to regress all the way to a team like the Padres or Astros where they are moving in a negative direction and will take 10 years to become a contender. I need a middle of the road team that has a bright future on the horizon and I think the three aforementioned teams are in that category. If you have any other ideas please let me know.
So instead of doing work I’ve spent the last 2 hours reading Wikipedia about the Pirates, Marlins and Nationals. I am leaning towards Florida because I like the young core of players they have and that they own the same amount of World Series Championships (2) as the Red Sox in the last 93 years and the Marlins have only been around since 1993.
Side Note: What the hell is going on, on this website? Is this the new meme on the web, have 4 or 5 people on a website continue to throw blows are one another to see which post is the most damaging to another person’s self-esteem? If it isn’t then it should be because I enjoy this much more then planking or whatever the hell else is happening on the internet right now that is viral.
I’m sure I’ll join in at some point but for now I am going to sit on the sidelines and watch this train wreck.
Yes I know the picture has nothing to do with any of the words I have written above.
| 91 | Alfredo Aceves | F |
| 32 | Matt Albers | F |
| 48 | Scott Atchison | F |
| 51 | Daniel Bard | F |
| 19 | Josh Beckett | F |
| 23 | Erik Bedard | F |
| 64 | Michael Bowden | F |
| 61 | Felix Doubront | F |
| 41 | John Lackey | F |
| 31 | Jon Lester | F |
| 30 | Andrew Miller | F |
| 56 | Trever Miller | F |
| 46 | Franklin Morales | F |
| 58 | Jonathan Papelbon | F |
| 63 | Junichi Tazawa | F |
| 49 | Tim Wakefield | F |
| 70 | Kyle Weiland | F |
| 35 | Dan Wheeler | F |
| 60 | Ryan Lavarnway | F |
| 39 | Jarrod Saltalamacchia | F |
| 33 | Jason Varitek | F |
| 62 | Lars Anderson | F |
| 3 | Mike Aviles | F |
| 28 | Adrian Gonzalez | F |
| 76 | Jose Iglesias | F |
| 12 | Jed Lowrie | F |
| 15 | Dustin Pedroia | F |
| 10 | Marco Scutaro | F |
| 20 | Kevin Youkilis | F |
| 13 | Carl Crawford | F |
| 2 | Jacoby Ellsbury | F |
| 55 | Joey Gathright | F |
| 36 | Conor Jackson | F |
| 54 | Darnell McDonald | F |
| 16 | Josh Reddick | F |
| 34 | David Ortiz | F |
| 47 | Terry Francona | F |
| 29 | Dave Magadan | F |
| 40 | Curt Young | F |
| 50 | Ron Johnson | F |
| 17 | Tim Bogar | F |
| 22 | DeMarlo Hale | F |
| 57 | Gary Tuck | F |
| Theo Eptein | F |
I figure what a better way to get my debut day started here on iBlackedOut.com then to talk about the Boston Red Sox collapsing worse than the North Tower(Too soon?). Where the fuck do you start with this unholy sports shit show? Let’s use some bullet points (The cheap way out) to figure out where the hell this all went wrong.
- I thought that we were getting rid of JD Drew at the end of the year, but instead we have him back and for six more years after that. The only difference is he’s black, has a shitty neck tattoo, and is named Carl Crawford. Holy god this guy has entered Edgar Renteria levels of bad. Actually I shouldn’t even say that, because a quick check of the stats shows Renteria will probably end up with better numbers than Crawford did. So…That’s not good.
- I would like to fist fight that mouth breather John Lackey. Talk about a guy that is literally stealing money from the Boston Red Sox (Several of them are doing it this year). The guy has the balls to glare at Terry Francona the other night, because Tito dared to take him out after he gave up EIGHT RUNS…EIGHT RUNS…EIGHT FUCKING RUNS. The guy was furious he was removed from the game because he gave up eight runs. Geez John, I guess you took yourself out of the Cy Young running with that performance, huh?
- Who started the vicious rumor that Adrian Gonzalez is a power hitter? Any time I see this asshole at bat he’s either swinging at some shit pitch that’s in the dirt or he’s hitting a slap single to right field. Also, if the Sox are down a run with a man on second and third, two outs in the ninth, and A-Gon is up? Find something else to watch, he’s striking out.
- The starting pitching in September is going to make me drop down to the ground and have a seizure. I mean nobody is pitching well, not even Beckett or Lester, and if those two suck we literally have no chance to win another game this season. I’m almost rooting for them to lose out, so I don’t have to watch them get ass raped in the first round of the playoffs.
- Does anyone give a shit on this team, or is it just the fans? Actually, let me rephrase that. Does anyone give a shit what’s happening? I had a friend at Fenway last night who said people were singing and clapping to Sweet Caroline in the eighth. Let me remind you, the Sox were down 6-4 in the middle of the eighth, and in the middle of a goddamn playoff race. Fenway Park has turned into the worlds largest Karaoke Bar.
- You know how when you have a good team, one with heart and balls, a different person steps up every night to contribute to a win? Why is it that in September, it seems like a different member of the team steps up to fuck everything up? Beckett last night, Papelbon the night before. It’s like they’re playing who can top who in overall shittyness.
If you excuse me, I’m going to go take my blood pressure medication.
QB: Tom Brady
QB: Eli Manning
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Dwayne Bowe
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Steven Jackson
TE: Rob Gronkowski
W/R/T: Dez Bryant
Bench:
Austin Collie
Jimmy Graham
David Garrard
Thomas Jones
Greg Little
Willis McGahee
K: Nate Kaeding
Defense: Pittsburgh
I hate Fantasy Football, I know I’m probably one of the only brahs that feels this way but I simply don’t enjoy it. There is so much effort that I need to put into finding which players to draft. I know for a fact for the next 10 years that I can draft Albert Pujols with the first pick in a Fantasy Baseball draft and know that I am making the right decision, there is just so much parody in football to make Fantasy Football fun. Don’t get me wrong actual parody in the NFL is amazing and I love real football but I just don’t have the time or energy to waste on learning about the 3rd string running back on the Miami Dolphins and why I need to draft him in the 11th round to make myself look like the Bill Belichick of Fantasy Football.
