I’m not the kind that absolutely hates Soccer but there’s a part of me that just can’t stand how much of a pussy these players are. It’s similar to Basketball where you’re considered a “good” player if you can draw that foul. ”You have to make sure you scream like a bitch and make it known to the ref how badly that slap on the wrist hurt.” Ridiculous. Anyways, I hope you enjoy the video. See you next month.
I’m lost after the Frauds At Fenway finished off their epic collapse last night. I want to write about it, but I just can’t collect my thoughts. My brain is in a haze, and I feel everyone else out there is the same as me. So here’s Bill Burr to try the lighten the load, because I just can’t do it right now.
This is exactly how I’d like to end up at the Topsfield Fair this year. Just fucking wasted, and uncoordinated as shit. The only difference is I want to puke out all of the food I had previously eaten, specifically on the girl who I am taking there for her birthday…Which leads to another story, for another time.
That’s called a segue you turkeys.
Mom Tells Break Dancing Son That He’s Just Not Going To Be “On Those Little Asians’ Level”
Posted at 8:02 AM by Dannyo“Have a clue! Stop! You’re just not going to be the great break dancer you think you are… You’re going to destroy your body before you get up to those little Asians’ level.”
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How bad ass is this video? Crossfire is one of the greatest memories of my childhood and the commercial made you want it more and more. Check out the “Remember When?” post from a while ago.
P.S. Watch the video all the way through. Pretty funny ending.