I want to play this game so bad it makes my toe knuckle hair turn gray. Little athletic ability necessary? Check. Get to hit people? Check. I’ll probably be the biggest guy out there? Ring Ding Ding Ding Ding, yup I need this game in my life.
I wonder how long until this shit is dominating ESPN and Monday Night 防衛大 棒倒し 激闘 is giving Monday Night Football a run for its money. Seriously, let’s take a look at some things Asians have brought to America.
An Italian plumber killing mushrooms for coins, huh? Crazy Asians. Bam – multi billion dollar video game industry.
Karate, huh? Okay Bruce Lee – karate is for pussies. Crazy Asians. Bam – Boxing is dead, MMA taking over.
Eating dead fish with pieces of wood? Da fuck? Crazy Asians. Bam – Absurdly overprices sushi places are the hotness.
You keep doing your thing Asians, I love it.
PS. I noticed that each team has different color pants. I wonder if back in the day, some guy at the top of the stick had his shirt ripped off, and the ref was like who are you, what team? Dude was like, I’m Lee. And the refs were like, bro, there’s like 50 Lees on each team you schmuck and you all look the same, DNA test it is.
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