Oct7

This Stagediving Dude is the Man

Posted at 1:26 PM by Bazzle • 3 Comments

Yesterday I was hanging with some of my people, one of which had just gotten a bunch of cash from her car insurance company.  She had cashed the check and had about 5gs, straight cash homey.  I asked her if I could make it rain, she told me it was fine as long as I cleaned it up.  So I made it rain hundred dollar bills for about 5 seconds in front of two of my friends and it was fucking awesome.  That is the coolest thing I have ever done.  I made it rain with hundreds that don’t even belong to me in front of two people.  Needless to say the coolest thing I have ever done is not very cool at all.

This dude on the other hand jumped on stage with Atmosphere, got chased by security, stage dove, got away with it, had Atmosphere say… something about him, and it’s on Youtube for the whole world to see.  What a motherfucking boss this guy is.  If I don’t up my “coolest thing I’ve ever done” game by the end of this weekend I may just crawl in a ball, and peace the fuck out.

 

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Oct5

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

Posted at 10:32 PM by Dannyo • No Comments

Apple
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Oct5

Jennifer Aniston Saves Horrible Bosses From Being The Worst Movie Ever

Posted at 2:02 PM by Bazzle • One Comment

 

Last night I watched Horrible Bosses and it was pretty bad.  It had some decent moments, most of them involving Jennifer Aniston, but overall it was a pretty terrible movie.  Even the title, Horrible Bosses, seems so lazy.  The movie is about these three guys who have horrible bosses, let’s name it Horrible Bosses, weak sauce bros.  With creative powers like this they should have called Forrest Gump “Retard Runs Cross Country,” or Philadelphia “Retard from ‘Retard Runs Cross Country’ Gets AIDS.”

I was really hoping Charlie from It’s Always Sunny would have brought the  heat flame fire like he does in his show, but honestly he kind of sucked.  In Horrible Bosses he plays a guy who peed in a playground at night and is a registered sex offender, very Charlie-esque, but he’s engaged and has a job as a dental assistant.  Charlie from It’s Always Sunny would never get engaged, and most certainly could never lock down a job as a dental assistant, guy is way too much of a disaster for that.  So even though his character in Horrible Bosses is somewhat of a mess, he looks like a genius compared to Charlie who huffs paint, can’t read, and cleans toilets.

Overall movie sucked, but Jennifer Aniston was awesome, hot and sexy as hell.  ”You’re gonna fuck my slutty little mouth,” Wow.

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Oct3

Guy Threatens To Shoot Up Radio Station When They Won’t Play His Jam

Posted at 4:55 PM by Bazzle • No Comments

RadioSurvivor.com – An unlucky DJ at WBIM at Bridgewater State University in Bridgewater, Massachusetts was confronted with threats to “shoot up” the station after refusing to grant a particular listener’s requests to play a song by the punk rock band Rufio. According to an article in The Enterprise, “…WBIM received multiple calls from a man requesting a song they didn’t have, said program director and junior Thomas Hanley. When the man called back, he threatened to ‘come in with a gun and shoot up the place,’ according to Eva Gaffney, a spokeswoman for the university.”

Although the caller, 24-year-old former WBIM DJ Alex Finnegan, claims that his threats were “a joke,” he was arrested on Tuesday and “charged with making a threat with serious public harm, a felony, and making a threat to commit murder, a misdemeanor.” The Enterprise article notes that when he was arrested, Finnegan was wearing a WBIM T-shirt.

First I would like to point out that I was a DJ on WBIM for 3 semesters when I was going to Bridgewater.  The name of my show was BazzleBabble (Thanks Dani)  Once a week for 3 semesters, taking into consideration shows that I missed, I would assume I had about 2 dozen shows.  In my 2 dozen shows I received about 3 phone calls total.  One was from my mom, one was my boss yelling at me because I played an unedited Outkast song, and one was my roommate pissed that I wouldn’t answer my cell phone wondering where my scale was.  The phone lines were never exactly blowing up.  So the fact that this Finnegan character called and threatened to merk everyone in the school while I wasn’t there is pretty annoying.  The most exciting thing that ever happened was I thought the FCC was going to come at me, far less intimidating than a dude threatening to Columbine your ass.

Second, how great is it that this dude got arrested for threatening to shoot up WBIM while wearing a WBIM shirt.  That’s like Hitler rocking a yamaka, or Bin Laden rocking a I <3 NY shirt.  Your Honor, why the fuck would I threaten to do that, look at what I’m wearing.  C’mon.

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Oct3

Amanda Knox Facebook Comment

Posted at 4:23 PM by Matty Cat II • No Comments

Italian appeals court throws out Amanda Knox’s murder conviction and orders her free.

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I think we can all agree that the name in the above comment feed from facebook is amazing, right? God bless him.

Oh, and at first I was gonna block out the names on the post, but hey, it’s free public domain. Anyone can go and see it. So fuck off.

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Oct1

People Who Hate Their Jobs

Posted at 11:00 AM by Matty Cat II • No Comments

So I ate in a cafeteria the other day after dropping off a package for a friend. Cafe had pretty good food. Special of the day? Fisherman’s Platter. Who wouldn’t pass that up? It’s New England so why the fuck not? It was self serve buffet style, all cooked to order, kinda. They made the shit in front of you, threw it in a pan, you pick what you want. Get it?

Brought my food up to the registers to pay and I politely say, “Hi.” …. …. … No response. She didn’t even tell me the fucking price, I actually had to look around onto her monitor to see what I fucking owed. Handed her the money, threw change back at me. I said “Thank you,” still no response.

You know what? Fuck you. I didn’t pick the job, you did. Stop being an asshole to customers. I understand people have bad days, but, not my fucking problem. At least acknowledge me in some way and not act as if you’re Casper the fucked up ghost.

If you hate your job that much, just fucking quit. You’ll do everyone else a favor by not being a debbie downer, wench.

I just proof read this all after I wrote it. Pretty lame story. I apologize. I’ll spice up the next one. Again, my apologies.

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Sep30

Just A Gallery Of Hot Chicks Because..

Posted at 4:50 PM by Dannyo • One Comment

..if I need to watch one more fat dude signing/dancing and read the word “cunt” on this website again I am going to murder someone.

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Sep30

Logan. The Fat Cunt.

Posted at 2:25 PM by Matty Cat II • No Comments

Yea, Ha. Ha. Logan. I thought these games were over. Guess not… Ladies and gentletwirps, Logan, in his prime.

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Sep30

Let’s Sort This Bullshit Out

Posted at 2:17 PM by Logan • No Comments

It took me a full day to really get the gravity of the situation.  I walked around like a zombie all day yesterday, and I couldn’t figure out why.  I, for the most part, despise the team that Theo and company have put together.  It’s a team full of guys that bitch and complain, and point fingers at everyone else but themselves.  You’ve got Daniel Bard talking about some half-assed conspiracy theory, that all the bad calls they got this year went the other teams way.  Adrian Gonzalez is blaming God, Carl Crawford was too busy counting all the money he basically stole from the Sox this season, and John Lackey was probably sitting in a corner bitching about life and sucking up half the oxygen in the room because he can’t close his fucking mouth.

Let’s not forget about Kevin Youkilis who I’m pretty sure would have had something to complain about had he played the last stretch of games.  This guy has the balls to come out during interleague play and say “Oh it’s not fair we have to sit either Ortiz or Gonzalez, and our travel schedule is awful, oh woe is us”.  Shut the fuck up you big headed goon, nobody in the Majors likes interleague play, just fucking deal with it.

Basically what I’m trying to say is these filthy rich baseball players are just that.  Filthy rich.  And add in unmotivated, lazy, and whiney.  I can’t believe that Carl Crawford and Adrian Gonzalez both did fucking nothing to help this team down the stretch.  Neither has won a championship before.  Crawford’s been to one World Series and I don’t think Gonzo has ever sniffed a playoff series before.

Things have to change next year, and I’m not on the fire Terry Francona train, but I’m sure most of the pink hats are.  Oh wait a minute….

Before I end this, let me just talk about this state and the people that are “Sports fans” that live in it.  The dirt wasn’t even on the Red Sox lifeless corpse yet, and people took to Twitter and Facebook with the “Let’s Go Bruins!!”.  One girl had the audacity to write “Everyone hop off the Red Sox bandwagon and follow me to the TD Banknorth Garden”.  Hey bitch, do you even know where the fucking TD Garden is?  Probably not.  How about this?  Did any of you fucking jerkoffs know there was a hockey team in Boston until May last year?  Once again, probably not.  And you know what?  Fine, all of you assholes can go to the Garden…Leave my beloved Patriots and Red Sox alone from now on.

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Sep30

Are You Serious, Bro?

Posted at 1:45 PM by Logan • No Comments

Words can’t describe this one folks.  He’s clearly insane..Or retarded.  Maybe both.  Hey wait a minute, is this Matty Cat II?  Holy shit he did something funny!  Of course, totally unintentional.

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